He has the name, but not the game. What a shame. 2:47 min / 3.3 mb

Whether you're Filipino or not, everyone has a mysterious plastic bag of something in the back of their mom's freezer. Remember, just leave it alone. Just leave it alone. 3:11 min / 3.7 mb

One day every kitchen will have squid adobo or inihaw na pusit. Until then, me and my brother from another mother Ganove from Germany express our love for it. Inspired by Salt N Pepa's "Push it." Feat. Ganove 4:02 min / 3.8 mb

This song is bad in everyway possible. Back in the day young men serenaded their ladies. With this song, I sedate them. 2:26 min / 2.9 mb

It's the gift that keeps on spreading. Tsismis means gossip in Filipino (pronounced chis-miss, hence the greeting "Merry Tsismis." Get it? Huh? Get it?). 2:55 min / 3.5 mb

Short people have rights too. Like the right to bear arms and use them to shoot off your shins. Merry Christmas! 2:47 min / 3.3 mb

I can't stop writing about myself. And farting. 2:28 min / 2.9 mb

Remember, it's what's inside that counts. The inside of your sexy Victoria Secret bikini that you bought because you were in a beauty contest, which you eventually won. 1:49 min / 2.2 mb

I eat because im lonely and im lonely because I eat all my friends. 1:52 min / 2.3 mb.

Three side notes: 1) I mention Oprah Winfrey being fat when she isn't fat anymore. She may be skinny now but she'll always be fat to me, 2) I like trumpets so too bad, and 3) i'll try to update more often but I can't right now so I won't.

The duck fetus song, this time with a pinch of salt. 3:03 min / 3.6 mb.

If all goes well im off to the jungle on July 17th. I'll try to bring back some Chinese fireworks, fake Louie bags, and small monkeys back for you.

There's no difference between Filipino gamers and gamers of other races. Except for our sticky joysticks. 3:52 min / 4.6 mb.

Try this Ilocano dish full of bagoong (shrimp paste). 2:07 min / 2.6 mb.

Shameless plug. Hoy, it's what I am baby. 1:45 min / 2.2 mb.

Meet lola's (grandma's) friends, dwende and aswang. 1:55 min / 2.3 mb.

Where YOU from? I have no idea what this song is about. 2:23 min / 2.9 mb.

Time to pig out. 2:32 min / 3 mb.

Installing a hard drive in your lechon? Call a Filipino nerd. 2:38 min / 3.2 mb.

Is there a pattern here or what? 1:44 min / 2.1 mb.

Duck fetus, this one's for you. 1:36 min / 2 mb.

A long time ago, in islands far, far, away... 1:37 min / 1.94 mb.