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Ping pong is the game of love, according to Enrique Iglesias, and Lisa and Wayne couldn't agree more. Britney's still looking for an album title, but she's not giving us a whole lot to work with. Tom Sizemore's in trouble again. Paris Hilton is out of jail and can finally get back to focusing on her "career." Don't forget to catch Paris baring her soul tomorrow evening on CNN with Larry King. Wayne and Lisa are sure that she's got lots of paperwork to catch up on. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake look very serious and couple-y. Cameron Diaz got in trouble with a whole country by making a fashion statement, but Lisa believes that she could very easily have done the same thing, so all is forgiven. Too bad Lisa's not Peru.

Lisa enjoyed a visit to the Normandie Elementary School, where she saw tiny Hilary Duff doing some good. The Olsen twins turn twenty-one years old and Lisa and Wayne think they're going to get them some money for their birthday present. Get it? Cause they don't have any. "Fantastic" is not exactly how our beloved LLP Podcasters would describe "Fantastic Four"?well, at least not Jessica Alba. Wayne's all classy and talking about the Tony Awards and the toast of Broadway. Lisa just likes toast. And Wayne schools the ladies on how to wipe. (Thanks, Oprah!)

Wayne escaped the Hollywood jungle over the weekend into the serenity of nature. But, somehow, the helicopters still found him lurking in the forest. Paris was carted back to jail. In a few short days, she's decided to drop the "dumb" act, has found Jesus, and discovered the war in Iraq. Lisa doesn't buy any excuses! Wayne is more understanding. Fake Paris is doing her best to fill in for the real deal. What's going to happen to Nicole? Lindsay's dutifully doing rehab?well, not exactly. And things are looking relatively good for Britney.

Lisa and Wayne have lots to talk about from their crazy, crazy weekend at the MTV Movie Awards, the ALMA Awards Gift Suite and are looking forward to possibly getting to do some coverage of the BET Awards. Woo hoo! Do you like Rihanna's new single, "Shut Up and Drive"? Because LLP totally does. Wayne was hard at work on the red carpet, mixing it up with Michael Bay, Jessica Alba, Tyrese, Josh Duhamel, some chicks from "The Hills," Seth Rogan and lots more. Lisa, on the other hand, was in the blogger's room and met Dane Cook, the kid who won the Yahoo! spoof award and Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. These two have lots to talk about. It's exhausting to listen to, but you'll love it.

Lisa and Wayne are pretty obviously partied out from the three-day weekend. The sound of the Smashing Pumpkins' new single starts off this hungover, sunburned podcast. Lucky for us, Lindsay Lohan has been dutifully running over curbs, getting DUI's and gearing up for some more rehab. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Have someone drive your drunk ass around, says Shanna Moakler on her MySpace page. Rosie bids adieu to "The View" early. "Man vs. Wild" is awesome, as well as polite. Lisa might go camping. Brandy is getting sued, and doing some suing herself and it sounds exhausting, much like trying to do a podcast after a busy three-day weekend.

Lisa's stalking has shifted in focus from Amy Winehouse to "Flight of the Conchords," who introduced this episode of Liquid Lunch Podcast with some "Business Time." Wayne talks about his latest auditions for "Del Taco" and "Febreeze." Break a leg, Wayne! More jail talk, with Lane Garrison from "Prison Break" and Scott Stapp from "Creed" AKA "Pearl Jam II: Electric Boogaloo" in trouble with the law. "Grey's Anatomy" SPOILER ALERT! Don't listen, if you're not caught up on your TiVo! Should Isaiah stay or should he go? Who knows? Pam Anderson's exes either love or hate her. Donald Trump tries to play like he broke up with NBC first.

Lisa and Wayne are still reeling from their weekend in Vegas at the "VH1 Rock Honors," where they hung out with Ozzy and tried their best to party like rock stars. There is of course a Paris Jail Update, no pardon from Arnold and Paris gets a letter from Candy Spelling, who tells her how it is, yo. What? No porn for soldiers? Outrageous. If Katie Holmes thinks she can win Lisa over with cupcakes, she's absolutely right. There's going to be more "Heroes" for all you hungry fans. ASL's Sarah McChesney gets a shout-out from "Little People, Big World." Kim Kardashian is dating.per usual, Lisa defends her girl, Mandy Moore against the tiny, annoying Avril Lavigne. Whoop! Whoop!

Alexyss K. Tylor informs us at the top of the show that "Dick will make you slap somebody," and she's right, folks. Paris is going to jail! Whoah! Lisa and Wayne reminisce over last week's "Hotel Stoli" event, where they got to stargaze. Wayne reports that his stalking victim, Kimberly Locke, performed at "Popstarz" and was looking good, y'all. Alec Baldwin is staying put on "30 Rock." Whew. Things aren't looking great for David Hasselhoff, as he is drunk on the floor eating and mumbling. Lisa needs to stop stalking Amy Winehouse, except that she can't. Plus, there are social spas to talk about.

Umbrella ELLA ELLA, EH! Lisa and Wayne enjoy Rihanna's newest joint, as they usher in this 28th episode of Liquid Lunch Podcast. Rosie O'Donnell says "Bye Bye" to "The View," and it looks like Roseanne Barr might be filling Rosie's large, feud-starting, haiku-writing shoes. "Shear Genius" is pretty damn good, y'all. Somehow, there's even more autobiographical info that has turned up concerning Anna Nicole Smith, Andy Dick is still predictably crazy and grab-happy, Posh Spice's haircut pleases Lisa and Boy George is acting like a character from a Poe story. Lisa spills the beans on last week's Us Weekly "Hot in Hollywood" party, cause she's cool like that.

Wayne and Lisa let Natalie Furtado and Timbaland get things started. Our two favorite Liquid Lunch lushes actually learn what bottle service is, courtesy of the L.A. Times Image Section. Cause learning is fun.when it involves drinking, that is. Gossip! Intrigue! The Donald eliminates his latest "Apprentice" contestant, Kristine Lefebvre, with a bang, and she is taking this opportunity to support fellow cancer survivors by showing her stuff in Playboy. Trouble is brewing in Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage, JLO will make make $2 million in 40 minutes, which is a lot of money, but "Spider-Man 3" still cost more. And don't bother spending $13.95, because Wayne plans on telling you "The Secret." Shh.it's a secret!

Lisa and Wayne attempt to go back to black with Amy Winehouse, and nearly lose their ability to podcast from depression. But they pull themselves up by their bootstraps and have a podcast already. As much as they love their recovering celebs, they kind of wish Britney and Lindsay would get a drink and loosen up a bit. Prince Willy's available, for any of you ladies who are looking to become princesses. Ann Coulter shows up at the TV Land Awards.what? Britney's got something "funny" to say to X17, and Wayne chats about his red-carpet escapades at the GLAAD Media Awards.

After Lisa and Wayne ramble on about all the new shiznit going on at "A Socialite's Life" including Famesters, our new social networking site and The Recapist, a site devoted to TV-recaps and the new Celebrity Buzz Meter, they finally get to the gossip! They loved "Grindhouse" and can't stop talking about it. What will happen to "King of Queens"? Britney Lipo? What? Also, the Jolie kids say they're parentless and Lisa tells her Jon Voight Easter story. We miss the old Ashley Simpson and by the way, the boy is mine.

"Maroon 5" help get the party started that is known as "Liquid Lunch"! It's been so long since Lisa and Wayne got to get their gossip on and Wayne has returned from his NYC trip bearing stories and a New York Post. Larry Birkhead is paying for some expensive lawyer dinners, Lisa dishes on her Scientology brunch, the Tudors is a hot, nasty freak-fest, Sanjaya perseveres and Fergie likes other ladies' lumps sometimes too.

Art Brut sings to Lisa Timmons and Sarah McChesney about "Moving to LA" as this episode of LLP kicks off sans Wayne Ford, who is off in NYC covering the GLAAD Media Awards for ASL. There's a lot of nonsensical rambling, which includes some half-assed movie reviews of "300" and "The Host" in lieu of this week's episode of Movieheads. But there's also some gossip lurking in there somewhere, with the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy to be discussed, as well as Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt.what? The tiny Weilands are out of control and breaking shit and Sarah discusses the tiny-ness off Jude Law and other miniscule Hollywood starlets. . Oh blah dee, oh blah dah.

Art Brut sings to Lisa Timmons and Sarah McChesney about "Moving to LA" as this episode of LLP kicks off sans Wayne Ford, who is off in NYC covering the GLAAD Media Awards for ASL. There's a lot of nonsensical rambling, which includes some half-assed movie reviews of "300" and "The Host" in lieu of this week's episode of Movieheads. But there's also some gossip lurking in there somewhere, with the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy to be discussed, as well as Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt.what? The tiny Weilands are out of control and breaking shit and Sarah discusses the tiny-ness off Jude Law and other miniscule Hollywood starlets. . Oh blah dee, oh blah dah.

Lisa takes a vacation, so Wayne has to party on without her. Luckily, though, wild and crazy Sarah McChesney (Wayne's co-host on ASL's new "Movieheads") very generously filled in. Everybody's got an opinion on Angelina Jolie and her "rainbow of children." Lindsay Lohan's partying, but we're hoping she's keeping it under control. Her dad's out of jail, and everyone at LLP is hoping for some future shenanigans. Britney's found love in rehab. History was made on Jeopardy, when they had a three-way. Suspense builds on "American Idol" and Naomi Campbell is using a broom for good and not evil.

Mickey Avalon ushers in today's episode with a little Jane Fonda, much to the joy of Lisa and Liquid Wayne-O. Britney bulimic? What? That's crazy talk?or not. Wayne's special toilet seat arrives! Welcome to the future! Naked Madonna on Nip/Tuck. Speaking of six-packs, Lisa raves about "300"and Wayne is Spartacus. It's ab-tastic! La Lohan and Jude Law? Sounds like a bad idea, but totally plausible. He likes crazy, man. Salma's preggo and engaged and even more celebrity randomness.

Lisa and Wayne bemoan the recent good behavior of the celebrities. The two express their hope that Britney can clean up her act and follow in the footsteps of fellow 12-stepper, Fergie. Don't do drugs, kids. Even though it's old news now, the two chat about their visit to the Playboy mansion. Ann Coulter is confusing and angry, as always. Courtney Love is a strange-faced tattle-tale and Kanye West is balling out of control, y'all.

Congratulations to all the Oscar winners! But the truth is that we're all winners here at Liquid Lunch because we've now got plenty of Oscar shenanigans to talk about. Ellen's pantsuits got us talking, as well as the MONTAGES, the winners, the parties ? we just can't stop talking about it ? the dresses and the speeches. Thank God, because we were getting really sick of all the depressing Britney and Anna drama.