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    <description>&lt;p&gt;While enjoying a cocktail (or seven) A Socialites Life editor, Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford dish the weekly dirt on Celebrities and Pop Culture.&lt;/p&gt;


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    <itunes:summary>While enjoying a cocktail (or seven) A Socialites Life editor, Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford dish the weekly dirt on Celebrities and Pop Culture.


	Featured on SocialiteLife.com


	Archived on LiquidLunchPodcast.com</itunes:summary>
    <itunes:subtitle>While enjoying a cocktail (or seven) A Socialites Life editor, Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford dish the weekly dirt on Celebrities and Pop Culture.


	Featured on SocialiteLife.com


	Archived on LiquidLunchPodcast.com</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Has Moved</title>
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      <description>Woah my voice is way weird for some reason! I don&#8217;t really sound like that. OK, Liquid Lunch Podcast has moved and is now hosted here: SocialiteLife.PodcastPeople.com You can also find the correct iTunes feed by searching for &#8216;liquid lunch&#8217; in the Search bar and click on the Liquid Lunch on ASL link. Thanks for listening!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Woah my voice is way weird for some reason! I don&#8217;t really sound like that. OK, Liquid Lunch Podcast has moved and is now hosted here: SocialiteLife.PodcastPeople.com You can also find the correct iTunes feed by searching for &#8216;liquid lunch&#8217; in the Search bar and click on the Liquid Lunch on ASL link. Thanks for listening!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Woah my voice is way weird for some reason! I don&#8217;t really sound like that. OK, Liquid Lunch Podcast has moved and is now hosted here: SocialiteLife.PodcastPeople.com You can also find the correct iTunes feed by searching for &#8216;liquid lunch&#8217; in the Search bar and click on the Liquid Lunch on ASL link. Thanks for listening!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:03:15 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 36 - "American Roosters Say Cockle-Doodle-Doo"</title>
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      <description>Ping pong is the game of love, according to Enrique Iglesias, and Lisa and Wayne couldn&#8217;t agree more. Britney&#8217;s still looking for an album title, but she&#8217;s not giving us a whole lot to work with. Tom Sizemore&#8217;s in trouble again. Paris Hilton is out of jail and can finally get back to focusing on her &#8220;career.&#8221; Don&#8217;t forget to catch Paris baring her soul tomorrow evening on CNN with Larry King. Wayne and Lisa are sure that she&#8217;s got lots of paperwork to catch up on. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake look very serious and couple-y. Cameron Diaz got in trouble with a whole country by making a fashion statement, but Lisa believes that she could very easily have done the same thing, so all is forgiven. Too bad Lisa&#8217;s not Peru.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ping pong is the game of love, according to Enrique Iglesias, and Lisa and Wayne couldn&#8217;t agree more. Britney&#8217;s still looking for an album title, but she&#8217;s not giving us a whole lot to work with. Tom Sizemore&#8217;s in trouble again. Paris Hilton is out of jail and can finally get back to focusing on her &#8220;career.&#8221; Don&#8217;t forget to catch Paris baring her soul tomorrow evening on CNN with Larry King. Wayne and Lisa are sure that she&#8217;s got lots of paperwork to catch up on. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake look very serious and couple-y. Cameron Diaz got in trouble with a whole country by making a fashion statement, but Lisa believes that she could very easily have done the same thing, so all is forgiven. Too bad Lisa&#8217;s not Peru.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ping pong is the game of love, according to Enrique Iglesias, and Lisa and Wayne couldn&#8217;t agree more. Britney&#8217;s still looking for an album title, but she&#8217;s not giving us a whole lot to work with. Tom Sizemore&#8217;s in trouble again. Paris Hilton is out of jail and can finally get back to focusing on her &#8220;career.&#8221; Don&#8217;t forget to catch Paris baring her soul tomorrow evening on CNN with Larry King. Wayne and Lisa are sure that she&#8217;s got lots of paperwork to catch up on. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake look very serious and couple-y. Cameron Diaz got in trouble with a whole country by making a fashion statement, but Lisa believes that she could very easily have done the same thing, so all is forgiven. Too bad Lisa&#8217;s not Peru.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:54:12 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 35 - "Wedding Bells and Taco Trucks"</title>
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      <description>Lisa enjoyed a visit to the Normandie Elementary School, where she saw tiny Hilary Duff doing some good. The Olsen twins turn twenty-one years old and Lisa and Wayne think they&#8217;re going to get them some money for their birthday present. Get it? Cause they don&#8217;t have any. &#8220;Fantastic&#8221; is not exactly how our beloved LLP Podcasters would describe &#8220;Fantastic Four&#8221;&#8212;well, at least not Jessica Alba. Wayne&#8217;s all classy and talking about the Tony Awards and the toast of Broadway. Lisa just likes toast. And Wayne schools the ladies on how to wipe. (Thanks, Oprah!)</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lisa enjoyed a visit to the Normandie Elementary School, where she saw tiny Hilary Duff doing some good. The Olsen twins turn twenty-one years old and Lisa and Wayne think they&#8217;re going to get them some money for their birthday present. Get it? Cause they don&#8217;t have any. &#8220;Fantastic&#8221; is not exactly how our beloved LLP Podcasters would describe &#8220;Fantastic Four&#8221;&#8212;well, at least not Jessica Alba. Wayne&#8217;s all classy and talking about the Tony Awards and the toast of Broadway. Lisa just likes toast. And Wayne schools the ladies on how to wipe. (Thanks, Oprah!)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lisa enjoyed a visit to the Normandie Elementary School, where she saw tiny Hilary Duff doing some good. The Olsen twins turn twenty-one years old and Lisa and Wayne think they&#8217;re going to get them some money for their birthday present. Get it? Cause they don&#8217;t have any. &#8220;Fantastic&#8221; is not exactly how our beloved LLP Podcasters would describe &#8220;Fantastic Four&#8221;&#8212;well, at least not Jessica Alba. Wayne&#8217;s all classy and talking about the Tony Awards and the toast of Broadway. Lisa just likes toast. And Wayne schools the ladies on how to wipe. (Thanks, Oprah!)</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:19:49 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 34 - "Jesus Take The Wheel"</title>
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      <description>Wayne escaped the Hollywood jungle over the weekend into the serenity of nature. But, somehow, the helicopters still found him lurking in the forest. Paris was carted back to jail. In a few short days, she&#8217;s decided to drop the &#8220;dumb&#8221; act, has found Jesus, and discovered the war in Iraq. Lisa doesn&#8217;t buy any excuses! Wayne is more understanding. Fake Paris is doing her best to fill in for the real deal. What&#8217;s going to happen to Nicole? Lindsay&#8217;s dutifully doing rehab&#8212;well, not exactly. And things are looking relatively good for Britney.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wayne escaped the Hollywood jungle over the weekend into the serenity of nature. But, somehow, the helicopters still found him lurking in the forest. Paris was carted back to jail. In a few short days, she&#8217;s decided to drop the &#8220;dumb&#8221; act, has found Jesus, and discovered the war in Iraq. Lisa doesn&#8217;t buy any excuses! Wayne is more understanding. Fake Paris is doing her best to fill in for the real deal. What&#8217;s going to happen to Nicole? Lindsay&#8217;s dutifully doing rehab&#8212;well, not exactly. And things are looking relatively good for Britney.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wayne escaped the Hollywood jungle over the weekend into the serenity of nature. But, somehow, the helicopters still found him lurking in the forest. Paris was carted back to jail. In a few short days, she&#8217;s decided to drop the &#8220;dumb&#8221; act, has found Jesus, and discovered the war in Iraq. Lisa doesn&#8217;t buy any excuses! Wayne is more understanding. Fake Paris is doing her best to fill in for the real deal. What&#8217;s going to happen to Nicole? Lindsay&#8217;s dutifully doing rehab&#8212;well, not exactly. And things are looking relatively good for Britney.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:46:14 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 33 - "Is That Gwen Stefani?  No, That's a Man with a Blonde Mullet."</title>
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      <description>Lisa and Wayne have lots to talk about from their crazy, crazy weekend at the MTV Movie Awards, the ALMA Awards Gift Suite and are looking forward to possibly getting to do some coverage of the BET Awards. Woo hoo! Do you like Rihanna&#8217;s new single, &#8220;Shut Up and Drive&#8221;? Because LLP totally does. Wayne was hard at work on the red carpet, mixing it up with Michael Bay, Jessica Alba, Tyrese, Josh Duhamel, some chicks from &#8220;The Hills,&#8221; Seth Rogan and lots more. Lisa, on the other hand, was in the blogger&#8217;s room and met Dane Cook, the kid who won the Yahoo! spoof award and Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. These two have lots to talk about. It&#8217;s exhausting to listen to, but you&#8217;ll love it.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lisa and Wayne have lots to talk about from their crazy, crazy weekend at the MTV Movie Awards, the ALMA Awards Gift Suite and are looking forward to possibly getting to do some coverage of the BET Awards. Woo hoo! Do you like Rihanna&#8217;s new single, &#8220;Shut Up and Drive&#8221;? Because LLP totally does. Wayne was hard at work on the red carpet, mixing it up with Michael Bay, Jessica Alba, Tyrese, Josh Duhamel, some chicks from &#8220;The Hills,&#8221; Seth Rogan and lots more. Lisa, on the other hand, was in the blogger&#8217;s room and met Dane Cook, the kid who won the Yahoo! spoof award and Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. These two have lots to talk about. It&#8217;s exhausting to listen to, but you&#8217;ll love it.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lisa and Wayne have lots to talk about from their crazy, crazy weekend at the MTV Movie Awards, the ALMA Awards Gift Suite and are looking forward to possibly getting to do some coverage of the BET Awards. Woo hoo! Do you like Rihanna&#8217;s new single, &#8220;Shut Up and Drive&#8221;? Because LLP totally does. Wayne was hard at work on the red carpet, mixing it up with Michael Bay, Jessica Alba, Tyrese, Josh Duhamel, some chicks from &#8220;The Hills,&#8221; Seth Rogan and lots more. Lisa, on the other hand, was in the blogger&#8217;s room and met Dane Cook, the kid who won the Yahoo! spoof award and Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. These two have lots to talk about. It&#8217;s exhausting to listen to, but you&#8217;ll love it.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 22:12:56 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 32 - "Rudolph The Wayne-Nosed Reindeer"</title>
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      <description>Lisa and Wayne are pretty obviously partied out from the three-day weekend. The sound of the Smashing Pumpkins&#8217; new single starts off this hungover, sunburned podcast. Lucky for us, Lindsay Lohan has been dutifully running over curbs, getting DUI&#8217;s and gearing up for some more rehab. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Have someone drive your drunk ass around, says Shanna Moakler on her MySpace page. Rosie bids adieu to &#8220;The View&#8221; early. &#8220;Man vs. Wild&#8221; is awesome, as well as polite. Lisa might go camping. Brandy is getting sued, and doing some suing herself and it sounds exhausting, much like trying to do a podcast after a busy three-day weekend.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lisa and Wayne are pretty obviously partied out from the three-day weekend. The sound of the Smashing Pumpkins&#8217; new single starts off this hungover, sunburned podcast. Lucky for us, Lindsay Lohan has been dutifully running over curbs, getting DUI&#8217;s and gearing up for some more rehab. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Have someone drive your drunk ass around, says Shanna Moakler on her MySpace page. Rosie bids adieu to &#8220;The View&#8221; early. &#8220;Man vs. Wild&#8221; is awesome, as well as polite. Lisa might go camping. Brandy is getting sued, and doing some suing herself and it sounds exhausting, much like trying to do a podcast after a busy three-day weekend.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lisa and Wayne are pretty obviously partied out from the three-day weekend. The sound of the Smashing Pumpkins&#8217; new single starts off this hungover, sunburned podcast. Lucky for us, Lindsay Lohan has been dutifully running over curbs, getting DUI&#8217;s and gearing up for some more rehab. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Have someone drive your drunk ass around, says Shanna Moakler on her MySpace page. Rosie bids adieu to &#8220;The View&#8221; early. &#8220;Man vs. Wild&#8221; is awesome, as well as polite. Lisa might go camping. Brandy is getting sued, and doing some suing herself and it sounds exhausting, much like trying to do a podcast after a busy three-day weekend.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 21:37:53 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 31 - "Let It Be A Mutual Insertion"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/12656643-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-31-Let-It-Be-A-Mutual-Insertion</link>
      <description>Lisa&#8217;s stalking has shifted in focus from Amy Winehouse to &#8220;Flight of the Conchords,&#8221; who introduced this episode of Liquid Lunch Podcast with some &#8220;Business Time.&#8221; Wayne talks about his latest auditions for &#8220;Del Taco&#8221; and &#8220;Febreeze.&#8221; Break a leg, Wayne! More jail talk, with Lane Garrison from &#8220;Prison Break&#8221; and Scott Stapp from &#8220;Creed&#8221; AKA &#8220;Pearl Jam II: Electric Boogaloo&#8221; in trouble with the law. &#8220;Grey&#8217;s Anatomy&#8221; SPOILER ALERT! Don&#8217;t listen, if you&#8217;re not caught up on your TiVo! Should Isaiah stay or should he go? Who knows? Pam Anderson&#8217;s exes either love or hate her. Donald Trump tries to play like he broke up with NBC first.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lisa&#8217;s stalking has shifted in focus from Amy Winehouse to &#8220;Flight of the Conchords,&#8221; who introduced this episode of Liquid Lunch Podcast with some &#8220;Business Time.&#8221; Wayne talks about his latest auditions for &#8220;Del Taco&#8221; and &#8220;Febreeze.&#8221; Break a leg, Wayne! More jail talk, with Lane Garrison from &#8220;Prison Break&#8221; and Scott Stapp from &#8220;Creed&#8221; AKA &#8220;Pearl Jam II: Electric Boogaloo&#8221; in trouble with the law. &#8220;Grey&#8217;s Anatomy&#8221; SPOILER ALERT! Don&#8217;t listen, if you&#8217;re not caught up on your TiVo! Should Isaiah stay or should he go? Who knows? Pam Anderson&#8217;s exes either love or hate her. Donald Trump tries to play like he broke up with NBC first.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lisa&#8217;s stalking has shifted in focus from Amy Winehouse to &#8220;Flight of the Conchords,&#8221; who introduced this episode of Liquid Lunch Podcast with some &#8220;Business Time.&#8221; Wayne talks about his latest auditions for &#8220;Del Taco&#8221; and &#8220;Febreeze.&#8221; Break a leg, Wayne! More jail talk, with Lane Garrison from &#8220;Prison Break&#8221; and Scott Stapp from &#8220;Creed&#8221; AKA &#8220;Pearl Jam II: Electric Boogaloo&#8221; in trouble with the law. &#8220;Grey&#8217;s Anatomy&#8221; SPOILER ALERT! Don&#8217;t listen, if you&#8217;re not caught up on your TiVo! Should Isaiah stay or should he go? Who knows? Pam Anderson&#8217;s exes either love or hate her. Donald Trump tries to play like he broke up with NBC first.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 21:25:48 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast Ep. 30 - "Every Girl's Crazy Bout A Sharp-Dressed Wayne"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/12401523-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-Ep-30-Every-Girl-s-Crazy-Bout-A-Sharp-Dressed-Wayne</link>
      <description>Lisa and Wayne are still reeling from their weekend in Vegas at the &#8220;VH1 Rock Honors,&#8221; where they hung out with Ozzy and tried their best to party like rock stars. There is of course a Paris Jail Update, no pardon from Arnold and Paris gets a letter from Candy Spelling, who tells her how it is, yo. What? No porn for soldiers? Outrageous. If Katie Holmes thinks she can win Lisa over with cupcakes, she&#8217;s absolutely right. There&#8217;s going to be more &#8220;Heroes&#8221; for all you hungry fans. ASL&#8217;s Sarah McChesney gets a shout-out from &#8220;Little People, Big World.&#8221; Kim Kardashian is dating&#8230;per usual, Lisa defends her girl, Mandy Moore against the tiny, annoying Avril Lavigne. Whoop! Whoop!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lisa and Wayne are still reeling from their weekend in Vegas at the &#8220;VH1 Rock Honors,&#8221; where they hung out with Ozzy and tried their best to party like rock stars. There is of course a Paris Jail Update, no pardon from Arnold and Paris gets a letter from Candy Spelling, who tells her how it is, yo. What? No porn for soldiers? Outrageous. If Katie Holmes thinks she can win Lisa over with cupcakes, she&#8217;s absolutely right. There&#8217;s going to be more &#8220;Heroes&#8221; for all you hungry fans. ASL&#8217;s Sarah McChesney gets a shout-out from &#8220;Little People, Big World.&#8221; Kim Kardashian is dating&#8230;per usual, Lisa defends her girl, Mandy Moore against the tiny, annoying Avril Lavigne. Whoop! Whoop!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lisa and Wayne are still reeling from their weekend in Vegas at the &#8220;VH1 Rock Honors,&#8221; where they hung out with Ozzy and tried their best to party like rock stars. There is of course a Paris Jail Update, no pardon from Arnold and Paris gets a letter from Candy Spelling, who tells her how it is, yo. What? No porn for soldiers? Outrageous. If Katie Holmes thinks she can win Lisa over with cupcakes, she&#8217;s absolutely right. There&#8217;s going to be more &#8220;Heroes&#8221; for all you hungry fans. ASL&#8217;s Sarah McChesney gets a shout-out from &#8220;Little People, Big World.&#8221; Kim Kardashian is dating&#8230;per usual, Lisa defends her girl, Mandy Moore against the tiny, annoying Avril Lavigne. Whoop! Whoop!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 15:32:27 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 29 - "Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody!"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/11307423-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-29-Dick-Will-Make-You-Slap-Somebody</link>
      <description>Alexyss K. Tylor informs us at the top of the show that &#8220;Dick will make you slap somebody,&#8221; and she&#8217;s right, folks. Paris is going to jail! Whoah! Lisa and Wayne reminisce over last week&#8217;s &#8220;Hotel Stoli&#8221; event, where they got to stargaze. Wayne reports that his stalking victim, Kimberly Locke, performed at &#8220;Popstarz&#8221; and was looking good, y&#8217;all. Alec Baldwin is staying put on &#8220;30 Rock.&#8221; Whew. Things aren&#8217;t looking great for David Hasselhoff, as he is drunk on the floor eating and mumbling. Lisa needs to stop stalking Amy Winehouse, except that she can&#8217;t. Plus, there are social spas to talk about.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Alexyss K. Tylor informs us at the top of the show that &#8220;Dick will make you slap somebody,&#8221; and she&#8217;s right, folks. Paris is going to jail! Whoah! Lisa and Wayne reminisce over last week&#8217;s &#8220;Hotel Stoli&#8221; event, where they got to stargaze. Wayne reports that his stalking victim, Kimberly Locke, performed at &#8220;Popstarz&#8221; and was looking good, y&#8217;all. Alec Baldwin is staying put on &#8220;30 Rock.&#8221; Whew. Things aren&#8217;t looking great for David Hasselhoff, as he is drunk on the floor eating and mumbling. Lisa needs to stop stalking Amy Winehouse, except that she can&#8217;t. Plus, there are social spas to talk about.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Alexyss K. Tylor informs us at the top of the show that &#8220;Dick will make you slap somebody,&#8221; and she&#8217;s right, folks. Paris is going to jail! Whoah! Lisa and Wayne reminisce over last week&#8217;s &#8220;Hotel Stoli&#8221; event, where they got to stargaze. Wayne reports that his stalking victim, Kimberly Locke, performed at &#8220;Popstarz&#8221; and was looking good, y&#8217;all. Alec Baldwin is staying put on &#8220;30 Rock.&#8221; Whew. Things aren&#8217;t looking great for David Hasselhoff, as he is drunk on the floor eating and mumbling. Lisa needs to stop stalking Amy Winehouse, except that she can&#8217;t. Plus, there are social spas to talk about.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 15:03:08 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast Ep. 28 - "Oh Hell No!  I Don't Like Whips."</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/11271593-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-Ep-28-Oh-Hell-No-I-Don-t-Like-Whips</link>
      <description>Umbrella ELLA ELLA, EH! Lisa and Wayne enjoy Rihanna&#8217;s newest joint, as they usher in this 28th episode of Liquid Lunch Podcast. Rosie O&#8217;Donnell says &#8220;Bye Bye&#8221; to &#8220;The View,&#8221; and it looks like Roseanne Barr might be filling Rosie&#8217;s large, feud-starting, haiku-writing shoes. &#8220;Shear Genius&#8221; is pretty damn good, y&#8217;all. Somehow, there&#8217;s even more autobiographical info that has turned up concerning Anna Nicole Smith, Andy Dick is still predictably crazy and grab-happy, Posh Spice&#8217;s haircut pleases Lisa and Boy George is acting like a character from a Poe story. Lisa spills the beans on last week&#8217;s Us Weekly &#8220;Hot in Hollywood&#8221; party, cause she&#8217;s cool like that.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Umbrella ELLA ELLA, EH! Lisa and Wayne enjoy Rihanna&#8217;s newest joint, as they usher in this 28th episode of Liquid Lunch Podcast. Rosie O&#8217;Donnell says &#8220;Bye Bye&#8221; to &#8220;The View,&#8221; and it looks like Roseanne Barr might be filling Rosie&#8217;s large, feud-starting, haiku-writing shoes. &#8220;Shear Genius&#8221; is pretty damn good, y&#8217;all. Somehow, there&#8217;s even more autobiographical info that has turned up concerning Anna Nicole Smith, Andy Dick is still predictably crazy and grab-happy, Posh Spice&#8217;s haircut pleases Lisa and Boy George is acting like a character from a Poe story. Lisa spills the beans on last week&#8217;s Us Weekly &#8220;Hot in Hollywood&#8221; party, cause she&#8217;s cool like that.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Umbrella ELLA ELLA, EH! Lisa and Wayne enjoy Rihanna&#8217;s newest joint, as they usher in this 28th episode of Liquid Lunch Podcast. Rosie O&#8217;Donnell says &#8220;Bye Bye&#8221; to &#8220;The View,&#8221; and it looks like Roseanne Barr might be filling Rosie&#8217;s large, feud-starting, haiku-writing shoes. &#8220;Shear Genius&#8221; is pretty damn good, y&#8217;all. Somehow, there&#8217;s even more autobiographical info that has turned up concerning Anna Nicole Smith, Andy Dick is still predictably crazy and grab-happy, Posh Spice&#8217;s haircut pleases Lisa and Boy George is acting like a character from a Poe story. Lisa spills the beans on last week&#8217;s Us Weekly &#8220;Hot in Hollywood&#8221; party, cause she&#8217;s cool like that.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:53:09 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 27 - "Posing Nude for Cancer"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/11223953-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-27-Posing-Nude-for-Cancer</link>
      <description>Wayne and Lisa let Natalie Furtado and Timbaland get things started. Our two favorite Liquid Lunch lushes actually learn what bottle service is, courtesy of the L.A. Times Image Section. Cause learning is fun&#8230;when it involves drinking, that is. Gossip! Intrigue! The Donald eliminates his latest &#8220;Apprentice&#8221; contestant, Kristine Lefebvre, with a bang, and she is taking this opportunity to support fellow cancer survivors by showing her stuff in Playboy. Trouble is brewing in Madonna and Guy Ritchie&#8217;s marriage, JLO will make make $2 million in 40 minutes, which is a lot of money, but &#8220;Spider-Man 3&#8221; still cost more. And don&#8217;t bother spending $13.95, because Wayne plans on telling you &#8220;The Secret.&#8221; Shh&#8230;it&#8217;s a secret!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wayne and Lisa let Natalie Furtado and Timbaland get things started. Our two favorite Liquid Lunch lushes actually learn what bottle service is, courtesy of the L.A. Times Image Section. Cause learning is fun&#8230;when it involves drinking, that is. Gossip! Intrigue! The Donald eliminates his latest &#8220;Apprentice&#8221; contestant, Kristine Lefebvre, with a bang, and she is taking this opportunity to support fellow cancer survivors by showing her stuff in Playboy. Trouble is brewing in Madonna and Guy Ritchie&#8217;s marriage, JLO will make make $2 million in 40 minutes, which is a lot of money, but &#8220;Spider-Man 3&#8221; still cost more. And don&#8217;t bother spending $13.95, because Wayne plans on telling you &#8220;The Secret.&#8221; Shh&#8230;it&#8217;s a secret!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wayne and Lisa let Natalie Furtado and Timbaland get things started. Our two favorite Liquid Lunch lushes actually learn what bottle service is, courtesy of the L.A. Times Image Section. Cause learning is fun&#8230;when it involves drinking, that is. Gossip! Intrigue! The Donald eliminates his latest &#8220;Apprentice&#8221; contestant, Kristine Lefebvre, with a bang, and she is taking this opportunity to support fellow cancer survivors by showing her stuff in Playboy. Trouble is brewing in Madonna and Guy Ritchie&#8217;s marriage, JLO will make make $2 million in 40 minutes, which is a lot of money, but &#8220;Spider-Man 3&#8221; still cost more. And don&#8217;t bother spending $13.95, because Wayne plans on telling you &#8220;The Secret.&#8221; Shh&#8230;it&#8217;s a secret!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:08:30 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 26 - "The Smell of Ass and Poppers"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/11171183-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-26-The-Smell-of-Ass-and-Poppers</link>
      <description>Lisa and Wayne attempt to go back to black with Amy Winehouse, and nearly lose their ability to podcast from depression. But they pull themselves up by their bootstraps and have a podcast already. As much as they love their recovering celebs, they kind of wish Britney and Lindsay would get a drink and loosen up a bit. Prince Willy&#8217;s available, for any of you ladies who are looking to become princesses. Ann Coulter shows up at the TV Land Awards&#8230;what? Britney&#8217;s got something &#8220;funny&#8221; to say to X17, and Wayne chats about his red-carpet escapades at the GLAAD Media Awards.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lisa and Wayne attempt to go back to black with Amy Winehouse, and nearly lose their ability to podcast from depression. But they pull themselves up by their bootstraps and have a podcast already. As much as they love their recovering celebs, they kind of wish Britney and Lindsay would get a drink and loosen up a bit. Prince Willy&#8217;s available, for any of you ladies who are looking to become princesses. Ann Coulter shows up at the TV Land Awards&#8230;what? Britney&#8217;s got something &#8220;funny&#8221; to say to X17, and Wayne chats about his red-carpet escapades at the GLAAD Media Awards.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lisa and Wayne attempt to go back to black with Amy Winehouse, and nearly lose their ability to podcast from depression. But they pull themselves up by their bootstraps and have a podcast already. As much as they love their recovering celebs, they kind of wish Britney and Lindsay would get a drink and loosen up a bit. Prince Willy&#8217;s available, for any of you ladies who are looking to become princesses. Ann Coulter shows up at the TV Land Awards&#8230;what? Britney&#8217;s got something &#8220;funny&#8221; to say to X17, and Wayne chats about his red-carpet escapades at the GLAAD Media Awards.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:32:02 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/11171183/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.26-TheSmellOfAssAndPoppers.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 25 - "Speaking of Schmucks..."</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/11126123-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-25-Speaking-of-Schmucks</link>
      <description>After Lisa and Wayne ramble on about all the new shiznit going on at &#8220;A Socialite&#8217;s Life&#8221; including Famesters, our new social networking site and The Recapist, a site devoted to TV-recaps and the new Celebrity Buzz Meter, they finally get to the gossip! They loved &#8220;Grindhouse&#8221; and can&#8217;t stop talking about it. What will happen to &#8220;King of Queens&#8221;? Britney Lipo? What? Also, the Jolie kids say they&#8217;re parentless and Lisa tells her Jon Voight Easter story. We miss the old Ashley Simpson and by the way, the boy is mine&#8230;</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>After Lisa and Wayne ramble on about all the new shiznit going on at &#8220;A Socialite&#8217;s Life&#8221; including Famesters, our new social networking site and The Recapist, a site devoted to TV-recaps and the new Celebrity Buzz Meter, they finally get to the gossip! They loved &#8220;Grindhouse&#8221; and can&#8217;t stop talking about it. What will happen to &#8220;King of Queens&#8221;? Britney Lipo? What? Also, the Jolie kids say they&#8217;re parentless and Lisa tells her Jon Voight Easter story. We miss the old Ashley Simpson and by the way, the boy is mine&#8230;</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>After Lisa and Wayne ramble on about all the new shiznit going on at &#8220;A Socialite&#8217;s Life&#8221; including Famesters, our new social networking site and The Recapist, a site devoted to TV-recaps and the new Celebrity Buzz Meter, they finally get to the gossip! They loved &#8220;Grindhouse&#8221; and can&#8217;t stop talking about it. What will happen to &#8220;King of Queens&#8221;? Britney Lipo? What? Also, the Jolie kids say they&#8217;re parentless and Lisa tells her Jon Voight Easter story. We miss the old Ashley Simpson and by the way, the boy is mine&#8230;</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:18:10 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 24 - "The Wayne Mask Smells Funny"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/11082443-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-24-The-Wayne-Mask-Smells-Funny</link>
      <description>&#8220;Maroon 5&#8221; help get the party started that is known as &#8220;Liquid Lunch&#8221;! It&#8217;s been so long since Lisa and Wayne got to get their gossip on and Wayne has returned from his NYC trip bearing stories and a New York Post. Larry Birkhead is paying for some expensive lawyer dinners, Lisa dishes on her Scientology brunch, the Tudors is a hot, nasty freak-fest, Sanjaya perseveres and Fergie likes other ladies&#8217; lumps sometimes too.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>&#8220;Maroon 5&#8221; help get the party started that is known as &#8220;Liquid Lunch&#8221;! It&#8217;s been so long since Lisa and Wayne got to get their gossip on and Wayne has returned from his NYC trip bearing stories and a New York Post. Larry Birkhead is paying for some expensive lawyer dinners, Lisa dishes on her Scientology brunch, the Tudors is a hot, nasty freak-fest, Sanjaya perseveres and Fergie likes other ladies&#8217; lumps sometimes too.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>&#8220;Maroon 5&#8221; help get the party started that is known as &#8220;Liquid Lunch&#8221;! It&#8217;s been so long since Lisa and Wayne got to get their gossip on and Wayne has returned from his NYC trip bearing stories and a New York Post. Larry Birkhead is paying for some expensive lawyer dinners, Lisa dishes on her Scientology brunch, the Tudors is a hot, nasty freak-fest, Sanjaya perseveres and Fergie likes other ladies&#8217; lumps sometimes too.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 14:07:11 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/11082443/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.24-TheWayneMaskSmellsFunny.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 23 FIXED</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/11077723-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-23-FIXED</link>
      <description>Art Brut sings to Lisa Timmons and Sarah McChesney about &#8220;Moving to LA&#8221; as this episode of LLP kicks off sans Wayne Ford, who is off in NYC covering the GLAAD Media Awards for ASL. There&#8217;s a lot of nonsensical rambling, which includes some half-assed movie reviews of &#8220;300&#8221; and &#8220;The Host&#8221; in lieu of this week&#8217;s episode of Movieheads. But there&#8217;s also some gossip lurking in there somewhere, with the results of Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s autopsy to be discussed, as well as Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt&#8230;what? The tiny Weilands are out of control and breaking shit and Sarah discusses the tiny-ness off Jude Law and other miniscule Hollywood starlets. . Oh blah dee, oh blah dah&#8230;</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Art Brut sings to Lisa Timmons and Sarah McChesney about &#8220;Moving to LA&#8221; as this episode of LLP kicks off sans Wayne Ford, who is off in NYC covering the GLAAD Media Awards for ASL. There&#8217;s a lot of nonsensical rambling, which includes some half-assed movie reviews of &#8220;300&#8221; and &#8220;The Host&#8221; in lieu of this week&#8217;s episode of Movieheads. But there&#8217;s also some gossip lurking in there somewhere, with the results of Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s autopsy to be discussed, as well as Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt&#8230;what? The tiny Weilands are out of control and breaking shit and Sarah discusses the tiny-ness off Jude Law and other miniscule Hollywood starlets. . Oh blah dee, oh blah dah&#8230;</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Art Brut sings to Lisa Timmons and Sarah McChesney about &#8220;Moving to LA&#8221; as this episode of LLP kicks off sans Wayne Ford, who is off in NYC covering the GLAAD Media Awards for ASL. There&#8217;s a lot of nonsensical rambling, which includes some half-assed movie reviews of &#8220;300&#8221; and &#8220;The Host&#8221; in lieu of this week&#8217;s episode of Movieheads. But there&#8217;s also some gossip lurking in there somewhere, with the results of Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s autopsy to be discussed, as well as Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt&#8230;what? The tiny Weilands are out of control and breaking shit and Sarah discusses the tiny-ness off Jude Law and other miniscule Hollywood starlets. . Oh blah dee, oh blah dah&#8230;</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:27:03 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/11077723/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.23FIXED.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast Ep. 23 - "Patti LuPone Has Down Syndrome."</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/10849533-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-Ep-23-Patti-LuPone-Has-Down-Syndrome</link>
      <description>Art Brut sings to Lisa Timmons and Sarah McChesney about &#8220;Moving to LA&#8221; as this episode of LLP kicks off sans Wayne Ford, who is off in NYC covering the GLAAD Media Awards for ASL. There&#8217;s a lot of nonsensical rambling, which includes some half-assed movie reviews of &#8220;300&#8221; and &#8220;The Host&#8221; in lieu of this week&#8217;s episode of Movieheads. But there&#8217;s also some gossip lurking in there somewhere, with the results of Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s autopsy to be discussed, as well as Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt&#8230;what? The tiny Weilands are out of control and breaking shit and Sarah discusses the tiny-ness off Jude Law and other miniscule Hollywood starlets. . Oh blah dee, oh blah dah&#8230;</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Art Brut sings to Lisa Timmons and Sarah McChesney about &#8220;Moving to LA&#8221; as this episode of LLP kicks off sans Wayne Ford, who is off in NYC covering the GLAAD Media Awards for ASL. There&#8217;s a lot of nonsensical rambling, which includes some half-assed movie reviews of &#8220;300&#8221; and &#8220;The Host&#8221; in lieu of this week&#8217;s episode of Movieheads. But there&#8217;s also some gossip lurking in there somewhere, with the results of Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s autopsy to be discussed, as well as Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt&#8230;what? The tiny Weilands are out of control and breaking shit and Sarah discusses the tiny-ness off Jude Law and other miniscule Hollywood starlets. . Oh blah dee, oh blah dah&#8230;</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Art Brut sings to Lisa Timmons and Sarah McChesney about &#8220;Moving to LA&#8221; as this episode of LLP kicks off sans Wayne Ford, who is off in NYC covering the GLAAD Media Awards for ASL. There&#8217;s a lot of nonsensical rambling, which includes some half-assed movie reviews of &#8220;300&#8221; and &#8220;The Host&#8221; in lieu of this week&#8217;s episode of Movieheads. But there&#8217;s also some gossip lurking in there somewhere, with the results of Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s autopsy to be discussed, as well as Lindsay Lohan and James Blunt&#8230;what? The tiny Weilands are out of control and breaking shit and Sarah discusses the tiny-ness off Jude Law and other miniscule Hollywood starlets. . Oh blah dee, oh blah dah&#8230;</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:58:51 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 22 - "Sweet Sassy Molassy!"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/10060573-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-22-Sweet-Sassy-Molassy</link>
      <description>Lisa takes a vacation, so Wayne has to party on without her. Luckily, though, wild and crazy Sarah McChesney (Wayne&#8217;s co-host on ASL&#8217;s new &#8220;Movieheads&#8221;) very generously filled in. Everybody&#8217;s got an opinion on Angelina Jolie and her &#8220;rainbow of children.&#8221; Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s partying, but we&#8217;re hoping she&#8217;s keeping it under control. Her dad&#8217;s out of jail, and everyone at LLP is hoping for some future shenanigans. Britney&#8217;s found love in rehab. History was made on Jeopardy, when they had a three-way. Suspense builds on &#8220;American Idol&#8221; and Naomi Campbell is using a broom for good and not evil.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lisa takes a vacation, so Wayne has to party on without her. Luckily, though, wild and crazy Sarah McChesney (Wayne&#8217;s co-host on ASL&#8217;s new &#8220;Movieheads&#8221;) very generously filled in. Everybody&#8217;s got an opinion on Angelina Jolie and her &#8220;rainbow of children.&#8221; Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s partying, but we&#8217;re hoping she&#8217;s keeping it under control. Her dad&#8217;s out of jail, and everyone at LLP is hoping for some future shenanigans. Britney&#8217;s found love in rehab. History was made on Jeopardy, when they had a three-way. Suspense builds on &#8220;American Idol&#8221; and Naomi Campbell is using a broom for good and not evil.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lisa takes a vacation, so Wayne has to party on without her. Luckily, though, wild and crazy Sarah McChesney (Wayne&#8217;s co-host on ASL&#8217;s new &#8220;Movieheads&#8221;) very generously filled in. Everybody&#8217;s got an opinion on Angelina Jolie and her &#8220;rainbow of children.&#8221; Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s partying, but we&#8217;re hoping she&#8217;s keeping it under control. Her dad&#8217;s out of jail, and everyone at LLP is hoping for some future shenanigans. Britney&#8217;s found love in rehab. History was made on Jeopardy, when they had a three-way. Suspense builds on &#8220;American Idol&#8221; and Naomi Campbell is using a broom for good and not evil.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:24:53 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/10060573/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.22-SweetSassyMolassy.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast Ep. 21 - "Tits on the Podcast"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/9999323-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-Ep-21-Tits-on-the-Podcast</link>
      <description>Mickey Avalon ushers in today&#8217;s episode with a little Jane Fonda, much to the joy of Lisa and Liquid Wayne-O. Britney bulimic? What? That&#8217;s crazy talk&#8212;or not. Wayne&#8217;s special toilet seat arrives! Welcome to the future! Naked Madonna on Nip/Tuck. Speaking of six-packs, Lisa raves about &#8220;300&#8221;and Wayne is Spartacus. It&#8217;s ab-tastic! La Lohan and Jude Law? Sounds like a bad idea, but totally plausible. He likes crazy, man. Salma&#8217;s preggo and engaged and even more celebrity randomness.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mickey Avalon ushers in today&#8217;s episode with a little Jane Fonda, much to the joy of Lisa and Liquid Wayne-O. Britney bulimic? What? That&#8217;s crazy talk&#8212;or not. Wayne&#8217;s special toilet seat arrives! Welcome to the future! Naked Madonna on Nip/Tuck. Speaking of six-packs, Lisa raves about &#8220;300&#8221;and Wayne is Spartacus. It&#8217;s ab-tastic! La Lohan and Jude Law? Sounds like a bad idea, but totally plausible. He likes crazy, man. Salma&#8217;s preggo and engaged and even more celebrity randomness.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mickey Avalon ushers in today&#8217;s episode with a little Jane Fonda, much to the joy of Lisa and Liquid Wayne-O. Britney bulimic? What? That&#8217;s crazy talk&#8212;or not. Wayne&#8217;s special toilet seat arrives! Welcome to the future! Naked Madonna on Nip/Tuck. Speaking of six-packs, Lisa raves about &#8220;300&#8221;and Wayne is Spartacus. It&#8217;s ab-tastic! La Lohan and Jude Law? Sounds like a bad idea, but totally plausible. He likes crazy, man. Salma&#8217;s preggo and engaged and even more celebrity randomness.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:49:38 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/9999323/4/download/LiquidLunchPodcastEp.21-TitsOnThePodcast.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 20 - "Damn, it feels good to be a gangster."</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/9943963-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-20-Damn-it-feels-good-to-be-a-gangster</link>
      <description>Lisa and Wayne bemoan the recent good behavior of the celebrities. The two express their hope that Britney can clean up her act and follow in the footsteps of fellow 12-stepper, Fergie. Don&#8217;t do drugs, kids. Even though it&#8217;s old news now, the two chat about their visit to the Playboy mansion. Ann Coulter is confusing and angry, as always. Courtney Love is a strange-faced tattle-tale and Kanye West is balling out of control, y&#8217;all.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lisa and Wayne bemoan the recent good behavior of the celebrities. The two express their hope that Britney can clean up her act and follow in the footsteps of fellow 12-stepper, Fergie. Don&#8217;t do drugs, kids. Even though it&#8217;s old news now, the two chat about their visit to the Playboy mansion. Ann Coulter is confusing and angry, as always. Courtney Love is a strange-faced tattle-tale and Kanye West is balling out of control, y&#8217;all.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Lisa and Wayne bemoan the recent good behavior of the celebrities. The two express their hope that Britney can clean up her act and follow in the footsteps of fellow 12-stepper, Fergie. Don&#8217;t do drugs, kids. Even though it&#8217;s old news now, the two chat about their visit to the Playboy mansion. Ann Coulter is confusing and angry, as always. Courtney Love is a strange-faced tattle-tale and Kanye West is balling out of control, y&#8217;all.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:53:48 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Funny, Lisa, celebrity, Playboy, britney, paris, celebrities, gossip, fergie, ann coulter, kanye, goofy, courtney love, wayne</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 19 - "Exposing Myself For AIDS"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/9597483-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-19-Exposing-Myself-For-AIDS</link>
      <description>Congratulations to all the Oscar winners! But the truth is that we&#8217;re all winners here at Liquid Lunch because we&#8217;ve now got plenty of Oscar shenanigans to talk about. Ellen&#8217;s pantsuits got us talking, as well as the MONTAGES, the winners, the parties &#8211; we just can&#8217;t stop talking about it &#8211; the dresses and the speeches. Thank God, because we were getting really sick of all the depressing Britney and Anna drama&#8230;</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Congratulations to all the Oscar winners! But the truth is that we&#8217;re all winners here at Liquid Lunch because we&#8217;ve now got plenty of Oscar shenanigans to talk about. Ellen&#8217;s pantsuits got us talking, as well as the MONTAGES, the winners, the parties &#8211; we just can&#8217;t stop talking about it &#8211; the dresses and the speeches. Thank God, because we were getting really sick of all the depressing Britney and Anna drama&#8230;</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Congratulations to all the Oscar winners! But the truth is that we&#8217;re all winners here at Liquid Lunch because we&#8217;ve now got plenty of Oscar shenanigans to talk about. Ellen&#8217;s pantsuits got us talking, as well as the MONTAGES, the winners, the parties &#8211; we just can&#8217;t stop talking about it &#8211; the dresses and the speeches. Thank God, because we were getting really sick of all the depressing Britney and Anna drama&#8230;</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:12:19 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/9597483/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.19-ExposingMyselfForAIDS.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Ellen, gossip, Oscars, razzies, academy awards</itunes:keywords>
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    <item>
      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 18 - "My Mom's Gonna Kill Me!"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/9195473-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-18-My-Mom-s-Gonna-Kill-Me</link>
      <description>Of course, everybody&#8217;s talking about &#8220;Bald Britney&#8221; and Wayne and Lisa are no exception. Since Lisa&#8217;s got a bit of a cold, they brought in the comedic powerhouse of Sara McChesney to help make up for Lisa&#8217;s sickness. Foxy Brown&#8217;s going bonkers again, Lisa relates her Kiefer Sutherland run-in for anyone who missed the post on the site, Anna Nicole gets embalmed (ewww) and Nic Cage&#8217;s latest movie is doing really well.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Of course, everybody&#8217;s talking about &#8220;Bald Britney&#8221; and Wayne and Lisa are no exception. Since Lisa&#8217;s got a bit of a cold, they brought in the comedic powerhouse of Sara McChesney to help make up for Lisa&#8217;s sickness. Foxy Brown&#8217;s going bonkers again, Lisa relates her Kiefer Sutherland run-in for anyone who missed the post on the site, Anna Nicole gets embalmed (ewww) and Nic Cage&#8217;s latest movie is doing really well.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Of course, everybody&#8217;s talking about &#8220;Bald Britney&#8221; and Wayne and Lisa are no exception. Since Lisa&#8217;s got a bit of a cold, they brought in the comedic powerhouse of Sara McChesney to help make up for Lisa&#8217;s sickness. Foxy Brown&#8217;s going bonkers again, Lisa relates her Kiefer Sutherland run-in for anyone who missed the post on the site, Anna Nicole gets embalmed (ewww) and Nic Cage&#8217;s latest movie is doing really well.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 23:49:54 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/9195473/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.18-MyMomsGonnaKillMe.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, britney spears, celebrity, weird, nicole, celebrities, gossip, foxy brown, kiefer sutherland, anna, mariah carey</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 17 - "It's Not CNN, Bitches!"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/8654073-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-17-It-s-Not-CNN-Bitches</link>
      <description>Wayne did Vegas for his birthday and checked out &#8220;Mama Mia!&#8221; but unfortunately didn&#8217;t see any celebrities. The two remember where they were when they found out about Anna Nicole&#8212;SHOCK! HORROR! Lisa gets to use her favorite word, &#8220;plausible,&#8221; and the two discuss her the legal battles surrounding baby, Dannielynn. Lisa uses her scientific estimation to describe Anna&#8217;s state as &#8220;completely out of it.&#8221; Eddie Murphy reaps the bounty of a strategic investment into a fat suit and of course, there&#8217;s always Britney.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wayne did Vegas for his birthday and checked out &#8220;Mama Mia!&#8221; but unfortunately didn&#8217;t see any celebrities. The two remember where they were when they found out about Anna Nicole&#8212;SHOCK! HORROR! Lisa gets to use her favorite word, &#8220;plausible,&#8221; and the two discuss her the legal battles surrounding baby, Dannielynn. Lisa uses her scientific estimation to describe Anna&#8217;s state as &#8220;completely out of it.&#8221; Eddie Murphy reaps the bounty of a strategic investment into a fat suit and of course, there&#8217;s always Britney.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wayne did Vegas for his birthday and checked out &#8220;Mama Mia!&#8221; but unfortunately didn&#8217;t see any celebrities. The two remember where they were when they found out about Anna Nicole&#8212;SHOCK! HORROR! Lisa gets to use her favorite word, &#8220;plausible,&#8221; and the two discuss her the legal battles surrounding baby, Dannielynn. Lisa uses her scientific estimation to describe Anna&#8217;s state as &#8220;completely out of it.&#8221; Eddie Murphy reaps the bounty of a strategic investment into a fat suit and of course, there&#8217;s always Britney.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 23:41:53 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/8654073/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.17-ItsNotCNNBitches.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, celebrity, spears, britney, gossip</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 16 - "Harry Hotter!"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/7937813-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-16-Harry-Hotter</link>
      <description>Celebrity Ryans are busy making gossip headlines this week. Ryan O&#8217;Neal and his son are getting some attention for their crazy altercation, Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette are now DUNZO, but don&#8217;t worry, we suspect that this means she&#8217;s got another angry album in her now. Of course, there&#8217;s also naked Harry Potter to discuss as well as our mainstay, good old Brit-Brit.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Celebrity Ryans are busy making gossip headlines this week. Ryan O&#8217;Neal and his son are getting some attention for their crazy altercation, Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette are now DUNZO, but don&#8217;t worry, we suspect that this means she&#8217;s got another angry album in her now. Of course, there&#8217;s also naked Harry Potter to discuss as well as our mainstay, good old Brit-Brit.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Celebrity Ryans are busy making gossip headlines this week. Ryan O&#8217;Neal and his son are getting some attention for their crazy altercation, Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette are now DUNZO, but don&#8217;t worry, we suspect that this means she&#8217;s got another angry album in her now. Of course, there&#8217;s also naked Harry Potter to discuss as well as our mainstay, good old Brit-Brit.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:09:08 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/7937813/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.16-HarryHotter.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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    <item>
      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 15 - "DJ, Play Me Some Walking Music!"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/7311723-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-15-DJ-Play-Me-Some-Walking-Music</link>
      <description>Left to their own devices, Wayne and Lisa chat about their oh-so-busy schedules of the past week. Wayne checked out &#8220;American Idol&#8217;s&#8221; Paris Bennett at Popstarz, who was channeling her inner diva. Both of these &#8220;celebrity bloggers&#8221; auditioned for a VH1 show. (They&#8217;re not expecting to hear back.) And of course, there&#8217;s Hollywood Prom, Quinton &#8220;The Rampage&#8221; Jackson, Paris Hilton&#8217;s storage locker fiasco, more Isaiah Washington and good times all around.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Left to their own devices, Wayne and Lisa chat about their oh-so-busy schedules of the past week. Wayne checked out &#8220;American Idol&#8217;s&#8221; Paris Bennett at Popstarz, who was channeling her inner diva. Both of these &#8220;celebrity bloggers&#8221; auditioned for a VH1 show. (They&#8217;re not expecting to hear back.) And of course, there&#8217;s Hollywood Prom, Quinton &#8220;The Rampage&#8221; Jackson, Paris Hilton&#8217;s storage locker fiasco, more Isaiah Washington and good times all around.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Left to their own devices, Wayne and Lisa chat about their oh-so-busy schedules of the past week. Wayne checked out &#8220;American Idol&#8217;s&#8221; Paris Bennett at Popstarz, who was channeling her inner diva. Both of these &#8220;celebrity bloggers&#8221; auditioned for a VH1 show. (They&#8217;re not expecting to hear back.) And of course, there&#8217;s Hollywood Prom, Quinton &#8220;The Rampage&#8221; Jackson, Paris Hilton&#8217;s storage locker fiasco, more Isaiah Washington and good times all around.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:50:58 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/7311723/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.15-DJPlayMeSomeWalkingMusic.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, paris hilton, celebrity, celebrities, gossip, popstarz, paris bennett, isaiah washington</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 14 - "Seriously.  We're Getting Cancelled This Time."</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/6719263-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-14-Seriously-We-re-Getting-Cancelled-This-Time</link>
      <description>Sarah McChesney of the comedy troupe, &#8220;Employee of the Month,&#8221; joins Wayne and Lisa for some cocktails and racy talk about our favorite&#8212;celebrity drama. They discuss the whole Isaiah Washington debacle, Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s rehab as well as a slew of other equally titillating, wonderfully superficial topics like Cameron Diaz and her man of the minute Kelly Slater. And yes, Sarah is half hummingbird, so it&#8217;s different when she says it.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sarah McChesney of the comedy troupe, &#8220;Employee of the Month,&#8221; joins Wayne and Lisa for some cocktails and racy talk about our favorite&#8212;celebrity drama. They discuss the whole Isaiah Washington debacle, Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s rehab as well as a slew of other equally titillating, wonderfully superficial topics like Cameron Diaz and her man of the minute Kelly Slater. And yes, Sarah is half hummingbird, so it&#8217;s different when she says it.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sarah McChesney of the comedy troupe, &#8220;Employee of the Month,&#8221; joins Wayne and Lisa for some cocktails and racy talk about our favorite&#8212;celebrity drama. They discuss the whole Isaiah Washington debacle, Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s rehab as well as a slew of other equally titillating, wonderfully superficial topics like Cameron Diaz and her man of the minute Kelly Slater. And yes, Sarah is half hummingbird, so it&#8217;s different when she says it.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 19:55:20 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/6719263/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.14-Seriously._WereGettingCancelledThisTime..mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 13 - "Really, There's Always A Thirteenth Floor, No Matter What."</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/6079313-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-13-Really-There-s-Always-A-Thirteenth-Floor-No-Matter-What</link>
      <description>Wayne brags about his new job with &#8220;A Socialite&#8217;s Life&#8221; as Media Producer. Also, it&#8217;s a little lonely without any guests, luckily, though, there is plenty of celebrity gossip to keep Lisa and Wayne company. Cameron and Justin are officially finito, the Beckhams are coming to American, Jake &#8220;Effie&#8221; Gyllenhaal on SNL, Britney hits WeHo with the gays and lots more, including a swag bag giveaway to their new best friend. Make sure to listen to find out if you&#8217;re the lucky bitch.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wayne brags about his new job with &#8220;A Socialite&#8217;s Life&#8221; as Media Producer. Also, it&#8217;s a little lonely without any guests, luckily, though, there is plenty of celebrity gossip to keep Lisa and Wayne company. Cameron and Justin are officially finito, the Beckhams are coming to American, Jake &#8220;Effie&#8221; Gyllenhaal on SNL, Britney hits WeHo with the gays and lots more, including a swag bag giveaway to their new best friend. Make sure to listen to find out if you&#8217;re the lucky bitch.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wayne brags about his new job with &#8220;A Socialite&#8217;s Life&#8221; as Media Producer. Also, it&#8217;s a little lonely without any guests, luckily, though, there is plenty of celebrity gossip to keep Lisa and Wayne company. Cameron and Justin are officially finito, the Beckhams are coming to American, Jake &#8220;Effie&#8221; Gyllenhaal on SNL, Britney hits WeHo with the gays and lots more, including a swag bag giveaway to their new best friend. Make sure to listen to find out if you&#8217;re the lucky bitch.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 23:18:40 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/6079313/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.13-ReallyTheresAlwaysAThirteenthFloorNoMatterWhat..mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, britney spears, posh, justin timberlake, Humor, celebrity, celebrities, gossip, beckham</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 12 Part 1 - Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/5433653-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-12-Part-1-Double-Your-Pleasure-Double-Your-Fun</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 12 for January 9th 2007 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Part 1 What&#8217;s that funky smell, you ask? Well, it&#8217;s probably the leftovers from the last Liquid Lunch you heard, stinking up your fridge with its stale, moldy gossip. Wayne and Lisa sheepishly admit that they got so caught up in enjoying the holiday season, they took an extended hiatus from their weekly gossipfest (but not the drinking, so calm down) that was a little longer than expected. However, they have returned with a new podcast, in two parts and with two special guests. But first things first- there are gifts to be won. Here at Liquid Lunch, you can win yourself a snazzy little gift bag and all you have to do to enter is be Wayne and Lisa&#8217;s friend- on MySpace, that is. Or, if you&#8217;re not on MySpace (psycho), you can shoot them an e-mail. So, have a listen as Lisa and Wayne entertain fellow blogger, Megan L...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 12 for January 9th 2007 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Part 1 What&#8217;s that funky smell, you ask? Well, it&#8217;s probably the leftovers from the last Liquid Lunch you heard, stinking up your fridge with its stale, moldy gossip. Wayne and Lisa sheepishly admit that they got so caught up in enjoying the holiday season, they took an extended hiatus from their weekly gossipfest (but not the drinking, so calm down) that was a little longer than expected. However, they have returned with a new podcast, in two parts and with two special guests. But first things first- there are gifts to be won. Here at Liquid Lunch, you can win yourself a snazzy little gift bag and all you have to do to enter is be Wayne and Lisa&#8217;s friend- on MySpace, that is. Or, if you&#8217;re not on MySpace (psycho), you can shoot them an e-mail. So, have a listen as Lisa and Wayne entertain fellow blogger, Megan Lynn (of Overeducated and Underemployed as well as Defamer) and homeless man, Wade Solomon.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 12 for January 9th 2007 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Part 1 What&#8217;s that funky smell, you ask? Well, it&#8217;s probably the leftovers from the last Liquid Lunch you heard, stinking up your fridge with its stale, moldy gossip. Wayne and Lisa sheepishly admit that they got so caught up in enjoying the holiday season, they took an extended hiatus from their weekly gossipfest (but not the drinking, so calm down) that was a little longer than expected. However, they have returned with a new podcast, in two parts and with two special guests. But first things first- there are gifts to be won. Here at Liquid Lunch, you can win yourself a snazzy little gift bag and all you have to do to enter is be Wayne and Lisa&#8217;s friend- on MySpace, that is. Or, if you&#8217;re not on MySpace (psycho), you can shoot them an e-mail. So, have a listen as Lisa and Wayne entertain fellow blogger, Megan Lynn (of Overeducated and Underemployed as well as Defamer) and homeless man, Wade Solomon.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:13:47 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/5433653/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.12Part1-DoubleYourPleasureDoubleYourFun.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, justin timberlake, celebrity, britney, gossip, lohan, the oc</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 12 Part 2 - Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/5433613-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-12-Part-2-Double-Your-Pleasure-Double-Your-Fun</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 12 for January 9th 2007 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Part 2 What&#8217;s that funky smell, you ask? Well, it&#8217;s probably the leftovers from the last Liquid Lunch you heard, stinking up your fridge with its stale, moldy gossip. Wayne and Lisa sheepishly admit that they got so caught up in enjoying the holiday season, they took an extended hiatus from their weekly gossipfest (but not the drinking, so calm down) that was a little longer than expected. However, they have returned with a new podcast, in two parts and with two special guests. But first things first- there are gifts to be won. Here at Liquid Lunch, you can win yourself a snazzy little gift bag and all you have to do to enter is be Wayne and Lisa&#8217;s friend- on MySpace, that is. Or, if you&#8217;re not on MySpace (psycho), you can shoot them an e-mail. So, have a listen as Lisa and Wayne entertain fellow blogger, Megan L...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 12 for January 9th 2007 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Part 2 What&#8217;s that funky smell, you ask? Well, it&#8217;s probably the leftovers from the last Liquid Lunch you heard, stinking up your fridge with its stale, moldy gossip. Wayne and Lisa sheepishly admit that they got so caught up in enjoying the holiday season, they took an extended hiatus from their weekly gossipfest (but not the drinking, so calm down) that was a little longer than expected. However, they have returned with a new podcast, in two parts and with two special guests. But first things first- there are gifts to be won. Here at Liquid Lunch, you can win yourself a snazzy little gift bag and all you have to do to enter is be Wayne and Lisa&#8217;s friend- on MySpace, that is. Or, if you&#8217;re not on MySpace (psycho), you can shoot them an e-mail. So, have a listen as Lisa and Wayne entertain fellow blogger, Megan Lynn (of Overeducated and Underemployed as well as Defamer) and homeless man, Wade Solomon.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 12 for January 9th 2007 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Part 2 What&#8217;s that funky smell, you ask? Well, it&#8217;s probably the leftovers from the last Liquid Lunch you heard, stinking up your fridge with its stale, moldy gossip. Wayne and Lisa sheepishly admit that they got so caught up in enjoying the holiday season, they took an extended hiatus from their weekly gossipfest (but not the drinking, so calm down) that was a little longer than expected. However, they have returned with a new podcast, in two parts and with two special guests. But first things first- there are gifts to be won. Here at Liquid Lunch, you can win yourself a snazzy little gift bag and all you have to do to enter is be Wayne and Lisa&#8217;s friend- on MySpace, that is. Or, if you&#8217;re not on MySpace (psycho), you can shoot them an e-mail. So, have a listen as Lisa and Wayne entertain fellow blogger, Megan Lynn (of Overeducated and Underemployed as well as Defamer) and homeless man, Wade Solomon.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:07:19 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/5433613/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.12Part2-DoubleYourPleasureDoubleYourFun.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, celebrity, gossip</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 11 - Hollywood Hoaxsters and Ho's!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/4096513-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-11-Hollywood-Hoaxsters-and-Ho-s</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 11 for December 19th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Intern Jon joins us for this very special holiday episode of Liquid Lunch. And by &#8216;very special&#8217; we mean nothing is different except we talk about a few holiday related items and play a game. Wow, I really know how to sell it. Celebrity juice is discussed, as always, like C-Love flashing her special sauce, advice for Pete Doherty, American Pie star molesting a dog, Hilton Hoaxsters, the Lindsay latest and much more!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 11 for December 19th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Intern Jon joins us for this very special holiday episode of Liquid Lunch. And by &#8216;very special&#8217; we mean nothing is different except we talk about a few holiday related items and play a game. Wow, I really know how to sell it. Celebrity juice is discussed, as always, like C-Love flashing her special sauce, advice for Pete Doherty, American Pie star molesting a dog, Hilton Hoaxsters, the Lindsay latest and much more!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 11 for December 19th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Intern Jon joins us for this very special holiday episode of Liquid Lunch. And by &#8216;very special&#8217; we mean nothing is different except we talk about a few holiday related items and play a game. Wow, I really know how to sell it. Celebrity juice is discussed, as always, like C-Love flashing her special sauce, advice for Pete Doherty, American Pie star molesting a dog, Hilton Hoaxsters, the Lindsay latest and much more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:16:28 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/4096513/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.11-HollywoodHoaxstersAndHos.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, celebrity, gossip</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast Ep. 10 "Coming to you LIVE! That's a Lie."</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/3875573-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-Ep-10-Coming-to-you-LIVE-That-s-a-Lie</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 10 for December 10th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Stop, collaborate and listen: The &#8220;ice&#8221; is real bitches! Lisa &amp; Wayne hit up the latest celebrity dirt like Lohan&#8217;s spitting, cutting and having mommy in town, Simpson&#8217;s Singing Snafu, Rosie Racist?, Paris with a ring, and Tori Spelling selling her crap. Lisa parties in Vegas with Playboy bunnies plus more scoop from her Skyy Vodka Jet Set Junket.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 10 for December 10th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Stop, collaborate and listen: The &#8220;ice&#8221; is real bitches! Lisa &amp; Wayne hit up the latest celebrity dirt like Lohan&#8217;s spitting, cutting and having mommy in town, Simpson&#8217;s Singing Snafu, Rosie Racist?, Paris with a ring, and Tori Spelling selling her crap. Lisa parties in Vegas with Playboy bunnies plus more scoop from her Skyy Vodka Jet Set Junket.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 10 for December 10th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Stop, collaborate and listen: The &#8220;ice&#8221; is real bitches! Lisa &amp; Wayne hit up the latest celebrity dirt like Lohan&#8217;s spitting, cutting and having mommy in town, Simpson&#8217;s Singing Snafu, Rosie Racist?, Paris with a ring, and Tori Spelling selling her crap. Lisa parties in Vegas with Playboy bunnies plus more scoop from her Skyy Vodka Jet Set Junket.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 15:42:40 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/3875573/4/download/LiquidLunchPodcastEp.10ComingToYouLIVEThatsALie..mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, paris hilton, celebrity, weird, paris, celebrities, gossip, hollywood, lohan, rosie, llo, jessica simpson, dolly parton, skyy, wedding wars, l-lo, tori spelling, lindsey lohan</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast Ep. 9 - VH1's Big In '06 Exclusive Coverage</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/3589913-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-Ep-9-VH1-s-Big-In-06-Exclusive-Coverage</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 7 for November 21st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Size definitely matters at the VH1&#8217;s Big in &#8216;06 Awards and Liquid Lunch brings you exclusive coverage live from the red carpet. Thanks to our special correspondents, Taleen Ananian and Jonathan Rosales. Advice for Britney from Janelle (Big Brother), Hulk Hugan a bit cranky, our friends Cher and Wes (Beauty &amp; The Geek), Brooke (America&#8217;s Next Top Model) showing us some love, Ron Jeremy, Paris Hilton, Lance Bass, and so very much more. All shakin, not stirred&#8212;Just how you like it.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 7 for November 21st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Size definitely matters at the VH1&#8217;s Big in &#8216;06 Awards and Liquid Lunch brings you exclusive coverage live from the red carpet. Thanks to our special correspondents, Taleen Ananian and Jonathan Rosales. Advice for Britney from Janelle (Big Brother), Hulk Hugan a bit cranky, our friends Cher and Wes (Beauty &amp; The Geek), Brooke (America&#8217;s Next Top Model) showing us some love, Ron Jeremy, Paris Hilton, Lance Bass, and so very much more. All shakin, not stirred&#8212;Just how you like it.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 7 for November 21st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Size definitely matters at the VH1&#8217;s Big in &#8216;06 Awards and Liquid Lunch brings you exclusive coverage live from the red carpet. Thanks to our special correspondents, Taleen Ananian and Jonathan Rosales. Advice for Britney from Janelle (Big Brother), Hulk Hugan a bit cranky, our friends Cher and Wes (Beauty &amp; The Geek), Brooke (America&#8217;s Next Top Model) showing us some love, Ron Jeremy, Paris Hilton, Lance Bass, and so very much more. All shakin, not stirred&#8212;Just how you like it.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:58:31 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/3589913/4/download/LiquidLunchPodcastEp.9-VH1sBigIn06ExclusiveCoverage.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, celebrity, weird, gossip</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch ep. 8 "The Kid Does Not Stay in the Picture"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/3285713-Liquid-Lunch-ep-8-The-Kid-Does-Not-Stay-in-the-Picture</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 8 for November 28th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy! The bell has rung for an all new Liquid Lunchtime featuring all the juicy bits of gossip you can digest (Tryptophan free!). Britney &amp; Paris&#8217;s BFF Revealing Club Tour, Lindsay accuses Paris of abuse, Kid Rock &amp; Pamela donzo, TomKat The Album coming soon, KKKramer, Beer Pancakes and more!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 8 for November 28th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy! The bell has rung for an all new Liquid Lunchtime featuring all the juicy bits of gossip you can digest (Tryptophan free!). Britney &amp; Paris&#8217;s BFF Revealing Club Tour, Lindsay accuses Paris of abuse, Kid Rock &amp; Pamela donzo, TomKat The Album coming soon, KKKramer, Beer Pancakes and more!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 8 for November 28th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy! The bell has rung for an all new Liquid Lunchtime featuring all the juicy bits of gossip you can digest (Tryptophan free!). Britney &amp; Paris&#8217;s BFF Revealing Club Tour, Lindsay accuses Paris of abuse, Kid Rock &amp; Pamela donzo, TomKat The Album coming soon, KKKramer, Beer Pancakes and more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:49:15 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/3285713/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.8TheKidDoesNotStayInThePicture.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Entertainment, Funny, britney spears, paris hilton, stars, celebrity, Los Angeles, famous, celebrities, gossip, hollywood, fame, hyde, pamela anderson, kid rock, tom cruise, privilege, tomkat, michael richards</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 7 with Special Guest Comedian Matt Baetz</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/2986813-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-7-with-Special-Guest-Comedian-Matt-Baetz</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 7 for November 21st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. The Liquid Lunchers welcome &#8220;Late, Late Show&#8221; comedian, Matt Baetz [ mattbaetz.com], to the podcast and the drunken celebrity gossiping is taken to a whole new level&#8212;a level Lisa hopes Wayne never reaches again. Topics discussed include the TomKathlon wedding, Michael Jackson wanting to try new things&#8212;for all ages, drunken frat boys suing Borat, Clooney sick of being the sexiest, Britney considering giving her sex tape away for free, and the &#8216;new Brazillian wax.&#8217; Plus, Matt discusses his upcoming USO tour in Iraq and performs a moving musical tribute to an ex-girlfriend.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 7 for November 21st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. The Liquid Lunchers welcome &#8220;Late, Late Show&#8221; comedian, Matt Baetz [ mattbaetz.com], to the podcast and the drunken celebrity gossiping is taken to a whole new level&#8212;a level Lisa hopes Wayne never reaches again. Topics discussed include the TomKathlon wedding, Michael Jackson wanting to try new things&#8212;for all ages, drunken frat boys suing Borat, Clooney sick of being the sexiest, Britney considering giving her sex tape away for free, and the &#8216;new Brazillian wax.&#8217; Plus, Matt discusses his upcoming USO tour in Iraq and performs a moving musical tribute to an ex-girlfriend.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 7 for November 21st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. The Liquid Lunchers welcome &#8220;Late, Late Show&#8221; comedian, Matt Baetz [ mattbaetz.com], to the podcast and the drunken celebrity gossiping is taken to a whole new level&#8212;a level Lisa hopes Wayne never reaches again. Topics discussed include the TomKathlon wedding, Michael Jackson wanting to try new things&#8212;for all ages, drunken frat boys suing Borat, Clooney sick of being the sexiest, Britney considering giving her sex tape away for free, and the &#8216;new Brazillian wax.&#8217; Plus, Matt discusses his upcoming USO tour in Iraq and performs a moving musical tribute to an ex-girlfriend.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:23:39 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/2986813/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.7WithSpecialGuestComedianMattBaetz.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, britney spears, michael jackson, tom cruise, tomkat, lisa timmons, uso, katie holmes, george clooney, borat, wayne ford, matt baetz</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 6 - All Britney All The Time!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/2626433-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-6-All-Britney-All-The-Time</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 6 for November 14th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. You drive me crazy! No really you do. Get out. Britney is back! Lisa and Wayne sort through the giant pile of Britney &amp; Fed-Ex gossip in our Britney Spears tribute episode. Plus Kim Cattrall back on for Sex &amp; The City movie, People Choice Awards Noms, TMZ Party, Seal sighting and more!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 6 for November 14th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. You drive me crazy! No really you do. Get out. Britney is back! Lisa and Wayne sort through the giant pile of Britney &amp; Fed-Ex gossip in our Britney Spears tribute episode. Plus Kim Cattrall back on for Sex &amp; The City movie, People Choice Awards Noms, TMZ Party, Seal sighting and more!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 6 for November 14th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. You drive me crazy! No really you do. Get out. Britney is back! Lisa and Wayne sort through the giant pile of Britney &amp; Fed-Ex gossip in our Britney Spears tribute episode. Plus Kim Cattrall back on for Sex &amp; The City movie, People Choice Awards Noms, TMZ Party, Seal sighting and more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:02:43 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, britney spears, Humor, celebrity, k-fed, celebrities, gossip, sex and the city, tmz, cocktails, peoples choice awards, kfed, kim cattrall, seal</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Ep. 5 "People, stay by the phone!"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/2354330-Liquid-Lunch-Ep-5-People-stay-by-the-phone</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 5 for November 7th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Another day another celebrity doing something insane. Lisa &amp; Wayne riff on Reese Witherspoon losing her Ryan pieces, Kanye gone Krazy, Doogie done doing it, Kate Moss needs more awards and People magazine being The IT publication to get your &#8216;Coming Out&#8217; On. All this and more while L-Ti &amp; Waymofo drink just enough to take the edge off. And then some.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 5 for November 7th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Another day another celebrity doing something insane. Lisa &amp; Wayne riff on Reese Witherspoon losing her Ryan pieces, Kanye gone Krazy, Doogie done doing it, Kate Moss needs more awards and People magazine being The IT publication to get your &#8216;Coming Out&#8217; On. All this and more while L-Ti &amp; Waymofo drink just enough to take the edge off. And then some.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 5 for November 7th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Another day another celebrity doing something insane. Lisa &amp; Wayne riff on Reese Witherspoon losing her Ryan pieces, Kanye gone Krazy, Doogie done doing it, Kate Moss needs more awards and People magazine being The IT publication to get your &#8216;Coming Out&#8217; On. All this and more while L-Ti &amp; Waymofo drink just enough to take the edge off. And then some.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 23:43:10 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/2354330/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.5PeopleStayByThePhone.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, celebrity, celebrities, gossip, Kanye West, kate moss, ryan phillipe, neil patrick harris, whitney houston, people magazine, doogie howser</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast ep. 4 "If K-Fed was a food..."</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/2279869-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-ep-4-If-K-Fed-was-a-food</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 4 for October 31st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. In our Saucy Halloween show Lisa &amp; Wayne wax philosophically on such topics as Reese Witherspoon &amp; Ryan Phillipe firing each other from the job of marriage, Isaiah Washington&#8217;s new hit Mission Damage Control, Studio 60 RIP?, That Krazy K-Fed, Halloween in WeHo, Eating Tim Gunn and of course, much much more&#8230;drinking that is.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 4 for October 31st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. In our Saucy Halloween show Lisa &amp; Wayne wax philosophically on such topics as Reese Witherspoon &amp; Ryan Phillipe firing each other from the job of marriage, Isaiah Washington&#8217;s new hit Mission Damage Control, Studio 60 RIP?, That Krazy K-Fed, Halloween in WeHo, Eating Tim Gunn and of course, much much more&#8230;drinking that is.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 4 for October 31st, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. In our Saucy Halloween show Lisa &amp; Wayne wax philosophically on such topics as Reese Witherspoon &amp; Ryan Phillipe firing each other from the job of marriage, Isaiah Washington&#8217;s new hit Mission Damage Control, Studio 60 RIP?, That Krazy K-Fed, Halloween in WeHo, Eating Tim Gunn and of course, much much more&#8230;drinking that is.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:00:27 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/2279869/4/download/LiquidLunchPodcastEp.4IfK-FedWasAFood....mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, celebrity, k-fed, celebrities, gossip, Ryan Phillippe, studio 60, reese witherspoon, tim gunn</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch ep. 3 - "My dad's dead, where's my show?"</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/2217025-Liquid-Lunch-ep-3-My-dad-s-dead-where-s-my-show</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 3 for October 23rd, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Lisa and Wayne try to decide on Wayne&#8217;s sexy Halloween costume. Also, more celebrity sightings (two whopping big ones) to report. Then there is of course celebrity news like more Madoption details, Jamie Pressley is engaged, TR Knight loves his Whole Foods and Bindi The Jungle Girl, plus a whole lot more&#8230;drunken rambling.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 3 for October 23rd, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Lisa and Wayne try to decide on Wayne&#8217;s sexy Halloween costume. Also, more celebrity sightings (two whopping big ones) to report. Then there is of course celebrity news like more Madoption details, Jamie Pressley is engaged, TR Knight loves his Whole Foods and Bindi The Jungle Girl, plus a whole lot more&#8230;drunken rambling.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 3 for October 23rd, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Lisa and Wayne try to decide on Wayne&#8217;s sexy Halloween costume. Also, more celebrity sightings (two whopping big ones) to report. Then there is of course celebrity news like more Madoption details, Jamie Pressley is engaged, TR Knight loves his Whole Foods and Bindi The Jungle Girl, plus a whole lot more&#8230;drunken rambling.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:50:45 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/2217025/4/download/LiquidLunchEp.3-MyDadsDeadWheresMyShow.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, Media, Funny, Humor, celebrity, Halloween, Madonna, weird, celebrities, gossip, costumes, showbiz, goofy, tr knight, sightings, bryce dallas howard, jamie pressley, bindi, taylor hanson, madoption, show biz</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 1 - October 10 2006</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/2200356-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-Episode-1-October-10-2006</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 1 on October 10 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Topics discussed over a few too many cocktails: - K-Fed in FannySmackin - Tori Spelling&#8217;s Preggo Pics - The Boozy Carter Sis - Beckham &amp; Holmes New BFFs - Short Bus - and so much more glug glug glug. - Matt Lauer&#8217;s Marital Woes</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 1 on October 10 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Topics discussed over a few too many cocktails: - K-Fed in FannySmackin - Tori Spelling&#8217;s Preggo Pics - The Boozy Carter Sis - Beckham &amp; Holmes New BFFs - Short Bus - and so much more glug glug glug. - Matt Lauer&#8217;s Marital Woes</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 1 on October 10 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Topics discussed over a few too many cocktails: - K-Fed in FannySmackin - Tori Spelling&#8217;s Preggo Pics - The Boozy Carter Sis - Beckham &amp; Holmes New BFFs - Short Bus - and so much more glug glug glug. - Matt Lauer&#8217;s Marital Woes</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:19:51 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://odeo.com/show/2200356/4/download/LiquidLunchPodcastEpisode1-October102006.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, celebrity, k-fed, celebrities, gossip, showbiz, beckham, tori spelling, kfed, show biz, matt lauer, short bus, holmes, the carters</itunes:keywords>
    </item>
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      <title>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 2 - October 17th, 2006</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/2200351-Liquid-Lunch-Podcast-Episode-2-October-17th-2006</link>
      <description>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 2 for October 17th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Topics discussed over a few too many cocktails: - BonOprah Goes Shopping for Red! - AIDs Walk LA - Project Runway Controversy - Sienna Miller is a what? - We Gots Love for 30 Rock - Andy Dick does anyone care? - Paris &amp; Nicole BFFs - Celebrity Child Collecting - and so much more glug glug glug.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 2 for October 17th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Topics discussed over a few too many cocktails: - BonOprah Goes Shopping for Red! - AIDs Walk LA - Project Runway Controversy - Sienna Miller is a what? - We Gots Love for 30 Rock - Andy Dick does anyone care? - Paris &amp; Nicole BFFs - Celebrity Child Collecting - and so much more glug glug glug.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Liquid Lunch Podcast Episode 2 for October 17th, 2006 with the editor of A Socialites Life [socialitelife.com], Lisa Timmons and funny man actor, Wayne Ford [wayneford.com]. Topics discussed over a few too many cocktails: - BonOprah Goes Shopping for Red! - AIDs Walk LA - Project Runway Controversy - Sienna Miller is a what? - We Gots Love for 30 Rock - Andy Dick does anyone care? - Paris &amp; Nicole BFFs - Celebrity Child Collecting - and so much more glug glug glug.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:19:09 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Liquid Lunch Podcast on A Socialite's Life</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Comedy, Entertainment, project runway, Humor, celebrity, oprah, Madonna, nicole, paris, celebrities, gossip, aids, bono, sienna miller, andy dick</itunes:keywords>
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