The Great Dinosaur Mystery and the Big Lie

Hey! Wanna see a site I made?

crazyharp81602 — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:10:42 +0000

It’s right here, with an address anyone can easily remember.

EDIT: Not again…..

Go check it out and add it to your bookmarks (Ctrl+D)!

Changes in hosting the Boneyard carnival

crazyharp81602 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:05:18 +0000

Remember the last post I made that I’ll be hosting Boneyard #24 next week? I hate to say it, but there will be no Boneyard carnival held here for right now. There has been a mistake. Brian Switek of Laelaps have just inform me that he totally forgot that The other 95% blog will be hosting BY #24 before he ask for volunteers to host the carnival. This explains why I didn’t get any submissions within the past week for the 24th carnival. Instead of hosting #24, the next Boneyard carnival (Boneyard #25), which is scheduled for November 4th, will definitely be hosted by yours truly. So mark your calendar and submit your posts when it’s time.

Tags: blog, Blog Carnival, boneyard, carnival, mistake, submissions, time changes, volunteers

Music Teacher Confirms Sarah Palin’s dino-idiocy

crazyharp81602 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:46:48 +0000

There a music teacher in Alaska that claims to confirm VP nominee Sarah Palin’s statement about dinosaurs is true (Not!). Sickening, isn’t it? What’s really bogus about this is that the infamous quote about dinosaurs being created 4,000 years ago was (get this!) misquoted as pointed out by Philip Munger, a music teacher who is an old friend of Palin.

Posted from here – In a now-famous interview with the Associated Press, staunch political commentator Matt Damon slammed vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin for a number of completely valid reasons – one being that she allegedly claimed dinosaurs existed 4,000 years ago.

“As it turns out, Jason Bourne Damon got it wrong. Palin never said 4,000 years; she said 6,000!

Mind you, that’s still 64,994,000 years off the mark – but hey, it’s better right?

The whistleblower who corrected Damon’s inaccuracy is apparently an old acquaintance of Palin’s named Philip Munger, a music teacher from the University of Alaska.”

The Huffington Post reports:

After conducting a college band and watching Palin deliver a commencement address to a small group of home-schooled students in June 1997, Wasilla resident Philip Munger said, he asked the young mayor about her religious beliefs.

Palin told him that “dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time,” Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said “she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks,” recalled Munger…

[…] The idea of a “young Earth” — that God created the Earth about 6,000 years ago, and dinosaurs and humans coexisted early on — is a popular strain of creationism.

Wait – 1997?

Ah, that explains it – there was no Wikipedia back then. No wonder Palin got it wrong!

All is forgiven, Sarah. For the sake of the United States and Matt Damon, we are willing to believe that you no longer think dinosaurs and mankind coexisted.

If you still do, however, may we suggest you go here.

Actually she should go here on my blog instead. Here she can surf around and see how this blog clearly shows just how wrong, stupid, and false the creationists’ views on dinosaurs really is.

Hat tip to SC for this one!

Tags: Bible Distortions, commencement address, Creationism, Creationism Exposed, Creationist Claims, Dinosaurs, Disgusting stuff, Dishonesty, Fanaticism, fossils, human footprints, idiocy, Ignorance, inaccuracy, jason bourne, LOL Claims, LOLClaims, matt damon, munger, music teacher, nominee sarah, old acquaintance, political commentator, religious beliefs, sarah palin, stupid lies, Stupidity, university of alaska, vp nominee, wasilla, whistleblower, wikipedia, young earth

Assault on the Precinct!

crazyharp81602 — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:25:15 +0000

Continues from last post….

…. gasps loudly when he sees a large wrecking ball machine coming right at them. Operating the machine is Big Boss’ personal handyman Louie The Plumber. Flanking him is Hyena, the long haired practical joker and Rock Krusher, one of Big Boss’ closest henchmen– all 3 crooks bent on demolishing the precinct with the C.O.P.S. inside! Reason: the 3 crooks heard a rumor that their crime boss is somewhere in the precinct in custody!

Louie the Plumber: *shouting through a megaphone* “ATTENTION, ALL FLATFOOTS! LISTEN UP! WE’VE JUST HEARD A RUMOR THAT THE BIG BOSS IS STUCK IN A CAN SOMEWHERE IN THIS HERE BUILDING AND WE FOR ONE ARE DETERMINE TO WRECK THIS PLACE TO FIND HIM!!”

Hyena: *grabs the megaphone* “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! AND WE’LL DO IT, TOO UNLESS YOU SPRING ‘EM OUT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!”

Sundown: “Big Boss? Stuck in can? Here!?”

LongArm: “But we haven’t arrested him, yet?”

Krusher: *catches the megaphone tossed by Hyena* “AND IF YOU DON’T SPRING HIM OUT IN 20 SECONDS, WE’RE GONNA HAVE THE WALLS OF THE PRECINCT COME DOWN ON YOU IN A 911 FASHION!! HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

Bulletproof: “Hand me the megaphone.”

Sundown: “Here, sir.”

Taking the megaphone, Bulletproof made a karate kick to the window, shattering a large part of it big enough to get his head and megaphone through the opening.

Bulletproof: *shouting through the megaphone* “YOU ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE! WE HAVE NEVER ARRESTED HIM! BIG BOSS IS NOT IN CUSTODY!”

Louie: *shouting through the megaphone after Krusher gives it back* “DON’T TRY TO FOOL US, COPPER! YOU DO HAVE BIG BOSS IN CUSTODY N’ YOU NOW HAVE ONLY 15 SECONDS TO BUST HIM LOOSE!”

Mace: “Why that low life scum…”

Mainframe: Easy, Mace. Bulletproof is handling the situation just fine.”

Bulletproof: “THE RUMOR IS FALSE!”

Louie: “THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK, BULLETPOOP! WE’VE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT FROM TODAY’S ISSUE OF EMPIRE JUICE WE’VE JUST PICKED UP FROM THE NEWS SECTION AN HOUR AGO!”

Bulletproof: “EMPIRE JUICE? COME ON, YOU THUGS! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME HERE TO GIVE US TROUBLE JUST BY FALLING FOR SOME UNVERIFIABLE RUMOR COMING FROM A INSIGNIFICANT TABLOID?!”

Krusher: *nabs the megaphone* “WE DON’T WANNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE, SEE? ALL WE WANT IS BIG BOSS OUT OF JAIL! AND IF YOU DON’T BAIL HIM IN 5 SECONDS, WE COME A BASHIN’ IN!!!”

Bulletproof: “WHETHER WE HAVE BIG BOSS IN CUSTODY OR NOT, ONE THING IS CLEAR…. UNDER PENALTY OF LAW, YOU SHALL NOT DECIMATE THIS FEDERAL PROPERTY!!!”

Hyena: *shouting* “WANNA BET, COPPER? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! JUST WATCH US! OK, LOUIE! TIME’S UP! SWING AWAY AND LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!”

Louie swings his wrecking ball back and..

Mainframe: LOOK OUT!!!!

The C.O.P.S. team bolted out of the way as the wrecking ball flies toward them.

CRASH!! went the wrecking ball through the precinct wall, smashing everything in sight. The team got down underneath the far desks now used as barricades to shield themselves from the destruction as many normal police officers ran to escape the building.

Mace: “Those scums are not going to get away with this! Lemme at ‘em!” *reaches for his “mazooka”*

Whitney: “Mace, no! It’s too dangerous!”

Sundown: *grabs Whitney to pull her back under the desk* “Let him be, Whitney. He’s good at handling dangerous stuff like this.”

Mace snags his bazooka (or “mazooka”) and makes his way to the hole in the wall.

Mace: “I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO REALLY DESTROY THINGS, YOU ROTTON SCUMBAGS!”

Mace fires away at the wrecking ball crane, but Louie reflects it with the ball, which is made out of special material created by Dr BadVibes that can deflect everything including Mace’s laser blasts, and swings again.

CRASH!! Right through the wall again.

Mace: “*&^$%$#*#@^*)*!!!!!!!”

Mace gets enraged and fires again and again as the wrecking ball dodges the blasts and retaliates with a huge smash through the wall. Mace dodges and the team duck behind the desks.

SMASH!!! Down goes the wall and more debris. This time exposing Bulletproof’s office– and Ladyharp.

Bulletproof: “GASP! NO! NOT LADYHARP!”

Hyena: “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!”

Krusher: “AND ANOTHER WALL BITES THE DUST! HEE HEE HEE HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!”

Louie: “AND ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY!”

Bulletproof: *springs from the desk* “MUST GET TO LADYHARP!”

Mainframe: “Bulletproof, come back!! The ball is swinging forward again!”

Sure enough, the wrecking ball violently swings forward and….

Meanwhile at Nightshade’s pad, Big Boss, Squeeky Kleen, and Nightshade discusses the previous failed robbery that happened at the mall while sipping champagne and watching a violin concert on TV.

Big Boss: “I regret not sending ya ta help rob all those maharajah jewels at the mall, Nightshade. (mahh) You could’ve done it better than Turbo and Berserko have.”

Nightshade: “I’m sorry it didn’t turned out the way we wanted it, sir. Those jewels would’ve made me a billionaire had I got my hands on them. In fact, these jewels would make a splendid addition to my stolen jewelry collection.”

Big Boss: “Uh, don’t you mean my stolen jewelry collection?”

Nightshade: “Uh..Oh! Oh yes, Big Boss I do mean it. *thinking* No, Plumpo! I mean my stolen jewelry collection, not yours!”

Big Boss: “Atta, girl. Glad to know you always consider the needs of yours truly. (mahh) Now let’s waltz our way into plannin’ our next crime, which includes stealing back those jewels again before they leave the city and nabbing another priceless violin for myself. I’ll have to Berserko proof it so I can play the violin without anyone wrecking it.”

Nightshade: “How about hitting all the jewelry and the furs places and the ATMs at the mall also? Why should we concentrate on one thing while we can go after another thing at the same time?”

Big Boss: “Excellent suggestion, Nightshade. (mahh) I’ve got a huge space in my giant safe that needs fillin’ up and all that loot we’ll accumulate quantities of will fill that space in real nicely.”

Just then…

TV Announcer: “Flash! We interrupt this program to bring you a live video showing a very dire situation happening at the 647^th precinct right at this moment. A band of criminals are attacking the 647^th precinct, headquarters of Empire City top law enforcers C.O.P.S. (Central Organization of Police Specialists) with a giant wrecking ball crane. Operating this crane are three of Empire City’s most wanted criminals, Hyena, Rock Krusher, and Louie the Plumber!”

Nightshade: “Big Boss, look! Up close at the bottom right. Isn’t that really Louie, Hyena, and Rock Krusher operating that thing?”

Big Boss: *looking up close* “Why yes, it is them! (Mahh) I wonder why in the world is Louie, Hyena, and Krusher doin’ is smashin’ that C.O.P.S. building with that wreckin’ ball jalopy of theirs? Hmm…”

TV Announcer: “According to latest reports, these 3 criminals are determined to destroy the precinct in an effort to bail out Empire City’s #1 Bad Boy, The Big Boss, whom they believe to be held in custody by the C.O.P.S. according to a rumor they read about on the front cover of today’s Empire Juice Newspaper.”

Nightshade: “Today’s Empire Juice Newspaper? You in custody? They can’t be serious in spreading a false rumor about you, can they? After all, the C.O.P.S. haven’t busted you, yet.”

Big Boss smiles. This is exactly what he planned all along. Nightshade is unaware that it was actually the Big Boss who started the rumor in direct retaliation of thwarting the latest criminal heist in hopes to have his gullible henchmen, who would otherwise avoid that place like the plague, go after and assault the precinct, believing the rumor to be true. What’s happening on TV is just as Big Boss planned it.

Big Boss: “Oh yes, they can. Especially when I plan to be there to make it happen! Squeeky!”

Squeeky: Yes, Boss?

Big Boss: “Use your teleportation device on me and let’s make that rumor come true!”

Squeeky activates the device and the boss disappears. A moment later, he reappears in a jail cell in the precinct basement that’s opened. Big Boss closes it and waits for an officer to come along and spring him from the cell, but a loud rumble shaking the building as the 3 Crooks continues to bash away at the precinct forced him to change his mind.

Big Boss: “On second thought…”

Big Boss opens the cell and calmly walks out.

Meanwhile, the C.O.P.S. team is still shielding themselves from falling debris under the desks on the other side of the building that’s being evacuated by normal law enforcers who fled the building and scramble to safety as the wrecking ball bashed the building again and again and again and again with Mace still fighting viciously and desperately to disarm the crane. But one part of the floor, weakened by the bashing of the wrecking ball, suddenly gave way.

Mace: “Uh oh! WHOA!”

As Mace falls through, he instantly grabs the edge with one hand while holding onto his “mazooka” in another hand.

Mainframe: “Mace!”

Mace: “GUYS! I NEED HELP!”

Sundown: “Hold on pardner!”

Mace: “I CAN’T! I CAN’T HOLD…ON….MUCH…LONGER! *loses grip* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

Sundown: MACE!

LongArm: “HANG ON, PAL! I’LL SAVE YOU!” *fires his power cuff*

The powercuff speeds downward…

Mace: “AAAAA.. Ooof!”

and cuffs Mace right in the nick of time.

Mainframe: All you all right, Mace?

Mace: *dangling by the powercuff* Yeah, thanks to you guys.

Hyena: “Hey, Louie! Look. There a cop hanging around in front of our face. Let’s smash him!”

Louie: “One smashed up COP coming up!”

But just as Louie made ready the ball, out of the precinct rushed the Big Boss.

Big Boss: “HEY! HEY, YOU GUYS!”

Louie: “Huh?” *looks down*

Big Boss: “YOU HOO! YOU THREE UP THERE ON THAT JALOPY! I’M RIGHT HERE!”

Hyena: “Louie! Stop! They’ve just sprang the boss! Our demands have been met!”

Krusher: “YIPEEE! THE BOSS IS SAFE!”

Louie: “HOORAY!”

Whitney: “The Boss? Here? Safe?”

LongArm: “B-B-But how did he get here ? And who– ?”

Big Boss: “(mahh) Mind if I hitched a ride with ya guys here?”

Hyena: “By all means Boss.”

Hyena reaches out and helps Big Boss up onto the crane.

Big Boss: “May I have the megaphone, Louie?”

Louie: “Sure thing, Boss.”

Big Boss: “Thanks.” *clears the throat and shouts through the microphone* “LIKE THE DESTRUCTION, C.O.P.S? (mahh) HOPE YOU DO ‘CUZ THIS SERVES AS A REMINDER OF HOW I DEAL WITH THOSE WHO CONSTANTLY GET IN OUR WAY AND LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND TO THINK ABOUT IT! THIS WHAT I DID WILL MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER FER YOUR CONSTANT INTERFERENCE! (mahh) THE RUMOR MAYBE FALSE IN YER EYES, BUT IT’S TRUE IN MY EYES– (mahh) I MADE UP THE RUMOR AND HAD MY CROOKS PRETEND TO BUY INTO IT SO THEY CAN COME ALONG AND DECIMATE YOUR LITTLE STRONGHOLD, SEE!? THAT’S WHY THEY’RE HERE WITH THE CRANE– TO MAKE YOU ALL PAY FOR MESSING UP ALL OUR PLANS!”

Mace grits his teeth in sheer anger.

Mace: “Why that big, fat slob of goo! I’ll take that creep and… EAT LASER, FATSO!!”

Mace fires, but Big Boss deflects the beam with one of the badges on his suit onto the precinct and..

KABOOM! More destruction rips through the precinct, sending debris and rubble tumbling to the ground and more policemen fleeing the building and scrambling to safety.

Big Boss: “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AAAAAHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!”

Gleefully, Louie, Krusher, and Hyena all join in the chorus of maniacal laughter. Then Big Boss gives the signal to Louie and they all move out, laughing all the way and leaving the flabbergasted C.O.P.S. and a heavily damaged precinct behind.

Whitney: *sigh* Looks like the Crooks have won the battle this time.

Mace: *furiously shouting as he is pulled up to safety* “I SWEAR I’LL GET YOU FOR ALL OF THIS!!! DANG YOU, BIG BOSS!!!”

LongArm: “Is anyone all right?”

Various C.O.P.S. : “Yeah - I’m all right - I’m fine - I’m ok - yes, I am - thank Heaven I’m in one piece - ditto!”

Mace: “I’m not! I’m so mad I could just take all this and smash that Big Boss with them!!”

LongArm: “Calm down, Mace. We’ll get that Big Boss soon and make him pay for all this mess he made here! I’ll go check the other floors and see if anyone’s ok?”

Sundown: *following LongArm* “Hey wait fer me, LongArm. I’m comin’ ta help.”

Mainframe: All you all right, Whitney?

Whitney: “I’m fine. How about you, Beamer?”

Beamer: “Shaken, but fine. What will we do now, Ms. Morgan?”

Whitney: “Simple. Cover this story.”

Mainframe: “And find Bulletproof. He disappeared when he bolted past the wrecking ball and ran into his office to rescue LadyHarp.”

Mace: “Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go find him and see if he’s all right.”

Sorry to say, he’s not all right. As Mace, Mainframe, Whitney, and Beamer approaches the office door, their ears picked up the sound of very loud sobbing coming from within the office, signaling to the 4 heroes that there’s something horribly wrong with Bulletproof. They immediately open the door and is instantly shocked to find a sight too horrific beyond words.

Continued next post…

Tags: 1980s' cartoon, 80s' Cartoon, 911, big boss, big mistake, C.O.P.S., C.O.P.S. Cartoon, C.O.P.S. fan fiction, copper, crime boss, crooks, empire, Evil, fashion, grabs, handyman, henchmen, hyena, karate kick, life scum, mace, megaphone, plumber, practical joker, sundown, The Bulletproof Harpist, wrecking ball

Jesus, Dinosaurs, and More Drivels

crazyharp81602 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:43:52 +0000

[BPSDB] One of the creationist sites I find a total eyesore seeing, especially when searching for dinosaur sites on Google, Hotbot, Excite, and other search engine sites is Jesus, Dinosaurs, and More (JDM). A run-of-the-mill creationist website containing the usual treasure trove of drivels about dinosaurs living with humans, the earth being thousands of years old, Cro-magnon man being [sic] “Post-flood descendants of Noah,” Neanderthals being modern humans (Rebuttal) and much more. It has various types of dinosaur images taken from DK publishing, BBC Walking with Dinosaurs, and other forms of non-creationist dinosaur media which should never had any part of this trash to begin with. It also has images depicting creationist propaganda, too. JDM is pretty old and been around since 1997. It’s not updated pretty often. Just like No Answers in Genesis, it has a list of links running down the middle of the site’s main section. Unlike No Answers in Genesis, however, the JDM links only brings to reader to various LOL crank articles and crappy commentaries about the first 11 chapters of Genesis, human evolution, dinosaurs, the age of the earth, and others.

For example, there’s a strawman statement on the main page I’ve frequently saw that pops out every time I visit the site that says, “The earth is Not millions of years old.” That’s pure strawman. Anyone in his/her right mind who rejects young earth creation knows that the earth is not millions of years old, but billions of years old instead.

The earth is BILLIONS of years old!

About 4.6 billions of years old to be exact. Confirmed through the usage of the most up-to-date dating methods possible to calculate the true age of the Earth. But creationists like this webmaster is not buying it; they would rather cling to their flawed beliefs to achieve “righteousness” their own delusional way rather than facing reality.

According to the intro page, the webmaster states, “I created this web site as an alternative to the Evolutionary Teaching found in the Public School system and media.” Actually, this is NOT an alternative to ” the Evolutionary Teaching found in the Public School system and media” but a way to impose stupid lies and ignorance to everyone, especially those unfamiliar with the true motives of the creationists who know all too well how easy it is to win for themselves followers because they knew both naive and gullible children and deeply religious are suckers for this kind of crap! According to the intro page, JDM focuses on outright denial of everything that confirms the creation doctrine to be downright false and sinful, featuring complete denial of transitional forms, can’t tell ape from humans when it comes to hominid fossils, fabricated mythology, and much more.

Just like in Genesis Park, I will focus only on the dinosaur section and see how does he explain dinosaurs in a doofus way. I’ll focus on a few idiocies found in his writings which clearly shows his complete lack of knowledge of the bible, science, mythology, and history, as well.

Every page in the webmaster’s commentary section is claimed to be US copyrighted by Law. The author doesn’t want anyone to use what he wrote against him apparently. But this shouldn’t stop me from making my own commentaries on what he wrote that has to be addressed. All of what he wrote is so downright stupid and so sickening to one’s stomach that one has to have Pepto Bismal just to cope with such stupidly, ignorance, and ad nauseum. Heck. I, myself won’t address all of them because of their stupid state. What I will do is focus on a few claims such as this claim found in the first commentary page which claims the book of Genesis was written by God who “wrote Genesis 1:1-2:4 directly, as he did the Ten commandments,” Adam who wrote 2:4b-5:1, Noah who complied Gen 5:1-6:9 containing Adam’s descendants and the event of Noah’s Flood, and Seth who wrote Gen 6:9b-10:1. Without absolute proof of this, all these so-called authors are speculated to be the ones who wrote first part of Genesis which Moses took and compiled together along with the latter part of the book of Genesis he wrote a few thousand years later. Is there proof of all this? No, there’s not. This assertion is entirely made up. The webmaster, along with all other creationists, have made it all up out of blatant ignorance of the true authors of the first part of Genesis that was written based on genuinely ancient oral tradition grounded in the material culture of the 2nd millennium BC. Not only did he made it all up about the authors of Genesis, he made up the notion of God’s day being the same as our day, too.

“A day to God is the same as a day to us - 24 hours.”

Wrong! This is said out of ignorance of the verses in the Bible that says that the day to God is different than the day to us such as in this well known verse, “But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. (II Peter 3:8)”. The author is aware of the verse according to the “Reasons why The Gap Theory, the Day Age theory, Progressive Creation, and Theistic Evolution are unbiblical [no more than Young Earth creation]” article, but he claims it has nothing to do with Creation, but has lots to do with the second coming of Jesus and shows an except coming from Ham’s idiot site that says the verse has nothing to do with creation, but has to do with the second coming of Christ instead. This does not rule out the fact that the word “day” also means “any period of time” whether long or short, not just a 24 hour period. The verse in Peter 3 is referring to a period of time remaining before Jesus comes back to earth, which Peter encourages his Christian brother and sisters to use wisely to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ and encourage people to repent and turn to Jesus to have Eternal Life. The Days of Creation can also necessary refer to a period of time, too. “Evening and morning” refers to the end and beginning of that period. How long the length of such periods is not revealed even though Bible literalists wanted such periods to mean a 24 hour day simply because it fits in with the normal 24 hour Earth days based on the earth’s rotation on its axis. Some planets rotate on their axis faster than others you know with the slowest rotation belonging to Venus and the fastest rotation belonging to Jupiter and Saturn.

The Reasons why The Gap Theory, the Day Age theory, Progressive Creation, and Theistic Evolution are unbiblical [no more than young earth creation] article hypocritically accuses those who reject young earth creation of compromising, making up all sorts of no-good “reasons” why while being blind to both his own compromising and the actual reason why most people including Christians reject young earth creation, which is due to lack of physical evidence for young creation and scores of physical evidence for “one of the [supposed] bloodiest, and wasteful ways to bring new creatures about” — evolution.

Unlike evolution, young earth creation is without doubt THE REAL “bloodiest, and wasteful way to bring new creatures about”– God bringing both old and new creatures about by giving the original created kind everything to set them up for the Fall from sharp teeth to web glands just after Adam sinned by eating the forbidden fruit. All these features God gave them will allow animals to shed blood and prompt Him to punish them all with a Flood many years later.

Here’s more stupidities being mentioned in the first part such as the webmaster’s imagining things when he claims that there was only one supercontinent Pangaea that was split apart during the Flood, while ignoring the concept of plate techtonics and the existence of a few other supercontinents that once existed before Pangaea came to existence such as Rodinia, his idiot claim about tree rings being unreliable in determining age because some trees produce more than one tree rings per year [Rebuttal], his outright slander of anyone who “try to say that the days of Genesis were actually years or millions of years,” claiming they “were not smart enough to understand the concept of years” while the truth is in fact the other way around, his outright ignorance of a bat being the only mammal that can fly, yet he refuses to acknowledge this out of fear of the Bible being proven wrong, his made up, unfounded speculation of the “great fish” that swallowed Jonah is the Late Devonian fish Dunkleosteus instead of the traditional whale (actually no sea creature was specifically mentioned in antiquity in the passage The passage simply refers to the “big fish” or “great fish” that swallowed Jonah), and his strawman claim about plants not evolving into the likes of a banana, but can only produce variations of their original “kind” which is the creationist’s own delusional way of explaining clades. And then there’s this idiot claim about herbivorous Pareiasaurs “degenerated (!) into meat-eating millerettids, acleistorhinus, lanthanosuchids, nycteroletorids, and the first procolophonoid.” Gosh! How ignorant and clueless the webmaster can get over all these Permian/Late Triassic Anapsida reptiles who are ancestors of modern turtles? Evolution contradicting evolution contradicting evolution cloaked as “degeneration” contradicting evolution…..– *sigh* that’s creationism for ya.

Whether he wants to admit it or not, the webmaster made them all up with no bases for reality and truth, including this stupid claim in the second part of the commentary.

“The word “Genesis” (comes from the word ____) means generations.”

Wrong! The word Genesis comes from the Greek word meaning “origin.” The beginning of everything. What is said above is one of the many examples of the webmaster’s complete lack of knowledge about Bible Literature no matter what he claims about it. The next strawman involves an alleged visit from a man who says that dust was merely symbolic of man’s ape ancestors. Since when is that the case, or is it another strawman is made up to attack and tear down for the heck of it? Here’s the way he explains the existence of a woman named “Lillieth (”Lilith” misspelled).”

“‘Question: Someone told me that a woman named Lillith was the first woman God made and that Eve was the 2nd or possibly third’ Answer: ‘No where in the Bible is someone named Lillith mentioned as having been the 2nd person created (the first woman). The story of Lillith is simply a story that someone made up and unfortunately been passed on.’”

Who is this someone who made up such a story, webmaster? Obviously you really don’t know who “Lillith” really is and where the story actually comes from, do you? I do.

Lilith is a woman of Hebrew and Mesopotamian mythology believed to be created from the dust of the earth the same time Adam was created from the dust of the earth. She hated Adam and refuse to have anything to do with him. When he tried to pull her into one of his sexual activities, she utters a sacred word and disappears, leaving Adam the first person to be divorced and her subsequently becoming a she-demon. Despite what the author claimed, Lilith is found in the Bible. She is mentioned in Isaiah 34:14. The verse reads in Hebrew (ISO 259),

“yelpers meet-[perfect] howlers; hairy-ones cry-[imperfect] to fellow. liyliyth (Lilith) reposes-[perfect], acquires-[perfect] resting-place.”

According to the KJV, the verse reads,

“The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl (Lilith) also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest.”

According to the Wiki article about Lilith,

“The screech owl translation of the KJV is without precedent, and apparently together with the “owl” (yanšup, probably a water bird) in 34:11, and the “great owl” (qippoz, properly a snake,) of 34:15 an attempt to render the eerie atmosphere of the passage by choosing suitable animals for difficult to translate Hebrew words. It should be noted that this particular species of owl is associated with the vampiric Strix of Roman legend. This possibly evolved from the early 5th century Vulgate Bible of the Catholic Church, which translated the same word as Lamia instead (et occurrent daemonia onocentauris et pilosus clamabit alter ad alterum ibi cubavit lamia et invenit sibi requiem”- Isaias Propheta 34.14, Vulgate Bible).”

Some later translations of the Bible include Lilith in the verse, too including the Jerusalem Bible, The Message Bible, and the New American Bible.

More idiocies abound in part 2 of the webmaster’s idiot commentary such as hominids being normal apes living alongside Adam in the Garden of Eden (never mind creationists like the webmaster never making up their minds which hominid fossils are either ape or human), total ignorance of transitional forms when he claims,

“As animals reproduce new species may arise, but this is simply a variation of a created ‘kind’ it is not evolution. There are limits to speciation that makes evolution impossible. Dogs may produce big dogs, small dogs, dogs with brown hair, or white (etc) small snouts and big snouts but they always have been and always will be dogs.”

Geez, how ignorant can he get of clades (A group of organisms, such as a species, whose members share homologous features derived from a common ancestor) when he pukes out such stupidity like that which confuses anyone to have the impression that this is evolution contradicting evolution contradicting evolution?

“They [dogs] will never become fish or birds or humans.”

Only an idiot would believe that kind of strawman as well as this claim in part 3 that tells about a finely made bone needle found in a cave in Enlene, (Ariege) France dated incorrectly to be about 26,000 years old and made by the likes of Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon man, while the needle in reality is dated to about c. 14,000 BP (before present) and was created by the Magdalenians, paleolithic people who are highly skilled in spear throwing and creations of portable art.

Here’s another tripe to get sick over.

“Hylonemous is a fossil snake with legs.”

Wrong! “The correct name and identification is Hylonomus, which is a sauropsid reptile that lived 315 million years ago. There are snake fossils found with legs on them, but none of them are named “Hylonemous.” One has to really wonder where the heck does he get so much crap and idiocy from? The answer is that he simply made them all these unfounded assertions up without a single proof. I hope you have more Pepto Bismal by your side, cuz’ the next one will really make your stomach turn.

In the story of the Fall, God cursed only one serpent, yet the webmaster stupidly asserts that God’s curse extend to all the snakes, blaming them for something they never in fact did.

“Part of the [sic] curse on the serpent, is that many [snakes] are now poisonous. This was not so before Adam and Eve sinned. Josephus says that God “inserted poison under his tongue.”

Obviously Josephus who wrote Antiquities of the Jews (a book entirely irrelevant to the subject of science, evolution, fossils, and paleontology) never saw an actual anatomy of the poisonous snake. If he did, he will find that what he said is wrong about the snake having poison on its tongue. Instead, he’ll learn that poisonous snakes have poison glands right above the upper jaw. The fangs are hollow and serve as a device to inject poison from the glands into their prey when the snake bites into it. The snake’s tongue is used to help the snake “smell” for its prey by gathering particles from the air and taking them to the Jacobson’s organ for examination.

“The words ‘and thou shalt bruise his heel’ seems to indicate mans attempt at killing the dragons (dinosaurs) and other vicious reptiles that reminded them of the serpent Satan possessed.”

It doesn’t. The phrase simply indicates Satan’s failed attempt to destroy Christ as He comes to Earth to crush his power by making the ultimate sacrifice for our sins.

“The snakes in the garden of Eden were not poisonous until after Adam and Eve sinned. Neither did lions have carnivorous teeth, spiders spin webs to catch prey etc.”

Toothless lions and spiders having no web glands in their abdomen before Adam and Eve sinned? HA! What’ll they think of next?

Here’s what’s puking up in the next claim involving a “Neanderthal” pelvis belonging to Eve’s descendants having their pelvises shrink so they can undergo great painful contraptions when they become pregnant and fall into labor after a 9-month gestation. This is a false, distorted fabrication of a spectacular discovery made of hominid skeletons found in a cave in the hills of Atapuerca, Castile-Leon, Spain known as Sima de los Huesos, “The Pit of Bones.” This cave must have served as a burial ground containing only the bones of Homo heidelbergensis and cave bears dated back 400,000 years ago. No Neanderthals. One of the bones found in a cave is a pelvis containing a large central opening that can easily fit a modern infant through. The pelvis is believed to be a male. The female pelvis is likely much larger.

The rest of the article displays more idiocies including the webmaster’s distortion of the 2 ^nd Law of Thermodynamics, claim about thorns, thistles, and carnivory being the result of the curse while the true purpose of such things are ignored (i.e. thorns and thistles protects plants from being eaten and helps them to conserve water and carnivorous animals hunting and eating animals to keep animal population in check and prevent diseases from spreading. Even God condones carnivory), ignoring the problems about overcrowdedness (man will not be the only one overcrowding the world if mankind lives forever. The webmaster purposely leaves out the animals and plants that will make matters worse if they’re allowed to live forever and reproduce), being ignorant of Genesis 3:21 having no indications of God killing an animal to clothe Adam and Eve; He could otherwise made clothes appear out of nowhere and never kill an animal at all, contradicting the notion of only humans having souls, ignorance of both the concept of animals having souls, whether directly or indirectly, coming from pagan beliefs and the inability for animals to reason and tell right from wrong the way humans do, ignorance of complete lack of evidence for the Garden of Eden being destroyed by the Flood (which is their way to speculate about why the Garden of Eden is not found anywhere in the world), and ignorance of Bible verses like 1 Corinthians 15:21 applying only to humans, not animals and especially plants that did die before Adam sinned despite the webmaster’s lie about “Nothing died before Adam sinned.”

This is definitely as far as I’ll go concerning examining and debunking all of the idiot claims found in the webmaster’s Genesis 1-11 drivels. The next post will start focusing on the webmaster’s idiot beliefs on dinosaurs.

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The World’s Smallest Dinosaur in North America

crazyharp81602 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:54:26 +0000

Illustration by Nick Longrich

An Alvarezsaurid has been unearthed in Alberta, Canada. This is one of the world’s smallest dinosaurs no bigger than a chicken. His name is Albertonykus borealis. As big as Compsognathus this dinosaur has real stumpy arms with one claw each. It was probably used for tearing up trees and logs to get at insects to eat. This dinosaur is closely related to Mononychus, Alvarezsaurus, and Shuvuuia. It was found in the same spot where several skeletons of Albertosaurus have been unearthed in 2002. When scientists unearthed the Albertosaurus fossils, they overlooked Albertonykus– at least until Nick Longrich, a paleontology research associate in the Department of Biological Sciences, look into the museum draw and saw it about 6 years later.

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Boneyard #24 Coming Soon!

crazyharp81602 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:23:57 +0000

The Boneyard #24 is coming soon October 7th, Hosted by yours truly, I will supply this blog with a great collection of links to excellent paleontological articles about dinosaurs, fossil discoveries, and so much more. You have only two weeks to get your dinosaur posts submitted to the Boneyard Carnival by Oct. 6th, the day before the carnival. So don’t delay. Get you post submitted today.

To submit your Boneyard article, email me at my address found in the “Contact Me” page above my posts. Be sure to include the word “Boneyard” in the subject line to have your article accepted in the carnival.

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